Cosmin Tizu

Cosmin Tizu (aka. CossBoss and Cosman Superman ) (born 2001 August 31st) was the Chief of Unicorn Division, Bride Kidnapping Expert and an Activist for the Women's Rights Feminism Evolution Movement also known as WRFEM. He contributed in a lot of parades in an encapsulated level B non-hazardous suit (to be secured from girl germs) whilst playing the harp like a bewildered monkey. While he is also famous for his gnarled, crooked nose, he was mostly known for is bizarre behavior. An example is that he would often come to you out of nowhere and whisper in your ear "can i go to the toilet?" when there was no need to do so.

According to Eduardo Crețu, he has many more talents, one of which he can touch his nose with his tongue. Another talent is that he can stare for hours at you with an enraged face without being distracted.

Biography

Cosmin Tizu was born in a small town Vaslui, located in the region Moldova in Romania. With only one traffic light in the town, growing up was hard and intense, children in school would bully him about his nose and his parents would often beat him up because he would just spend his free time staring at the one traffic light. When the traffic light colour would change to Red, he jump to the ground and do a snow angel in the dirt and when the colour was Yellow he would scream "Mămăligă" until the colour changed. Their relationship was so special, he named the traffic light, Betovăn.

As the years went by, he turned 12 and managed to learn to eat and dress by himself. Soon later he found that he has to immigrate to United Kingdom. When he found out, he went to his only friend, Betovăn, and spent the last 24 hours with him. They sang and expressed their feelings to one another, while intensely staring at one another. When he got to England, London, he had no friends. No one loved him. It was understandable. But he had a lot more traffic lights to buddy up with and stare at so he was happy. At church, he met Catalin Lacatus, Eduardo Cretu, Samuel Vlasceanu and Daniel Vlasceanu. They didn't like him but had to accept him because their parents told them to. They learnt to accept him because of his muscles and his resemblance to The Hulk. They are now good friends and do weird things together.

By becoming the Chief of Unicorn Division, he got popular and was invited to a lot of weddings. This is how he became a Bride Kidnapping Expert. As he kidnapped a lot of brides, some unwilling but most, willing, he got found out how women truly feel and how their how world was fair but they wanted to raise above men. And he became brainwashed, therefore became an Activist for the Women's Rights Feminism Evolution Movement also known as WRFEM.

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