Divoc-91
Divoc 91.[edit]
Like previously explained the Divoc-91 disease is highly contagious. If ever you find yourself make sure you go to your nearest tarvan and purchase a substantial amount of Heinekin otherwise you'll get the Divoc-91 too.
Symptoms[edit]
Acting a fool.
Treatments[edit]
There are various forms of treatment available for those diagnosed with Divoc-91. But are said treatments are not cheap. They include beer, marijuana (highly recommended you do not consume cannabis while off Divoc-91 although it is a treatment it has substantial negative side-effects). The recommended treatment is Heinekin.
Although the World-Health-Organization does not recognize this as a valid disease, it soon will. (Citation needed)
Once cured[edit]
Once you're cured from the Divoc-91 it is recommended that you never consume alcohol ever again although this theory has not yet been proven.
The Divoc-91 is very scary. Some might even call it a form of demonic possession yet this theory is yet to be proven. Although it hasn't been proven the Divoc-91 Demonic Possession theory has a lot of evidence supporting its claims. For instance, a person possessed by demons and a person diagnosed with Divoc-19 share very similar traits in terms of their behaviour and attitude. They tend to be all up in people's business.
The Divoc-91 Demonic Possession theory was formed by a scientist that was closely studying the relation of demonic possessions and Covid-19, he then noticed no correlation between Covid-19 and demonic possessions but he then noticed a correlation between demonic possessions and Divoc-91. These correlations were then substantiated by a Russian neurologist that goes by the name Validimr Perovzky. He noticed the itch in the noses of both possessed patients and Divoc-91 patients. Although his experiments were illegal he uncovered a lot of facts between Divoc-91 and demonic possession.
Contagiousness[edit]
Divoc-91 is highly contagious and airborne. But it goes way beyond that, if you sommer look at a person with Dovic-19, you're going to be immediately contaminated. Once contaminated the same applies for you.
Dovic-91 Demonic Possession Theory[edit]
The Divoc-91 Demonic Possession Theory is at the helm of the Divoc-91 investigations. The further these investigations progress, the more the investigators realize the correlation between Divoc-91 and demonic possession. Although the evidence is not much, there are a lot of eye-witnesses (they are probably lying but hey man it's all we got). The demons associated with Divoc-91 are of the highest order in the circle of the underworld, according to Father. Trev, one of our main sources for the Dovic-19 Demonic Possession Theory.
Dovic-91 Origin Story[edit]
The Dovic-91 is claimed to have originated from the south most part of Africa although under microscopic analysis it is found to be have roots in the south-west part of Asia, being made up of plant tissue that can only be found in the begonias plant family. The cellular construction of this particular virus seems to man-made due to its outlandish nature yet the true origin of Dovic-91 is yet to be confirmed. Script error: No such module "AfC submission catcheck".
References[edit]
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