FATHER HAZUBA THE GIVER OF EVERYTHING

The first true theologian king of the Babylonians, Hazuba was born of the purest Egyptian/Babylonian love lava. Son of King Gojoo Shtroonz and Queen Lola Shtroonz; Hazuba studied theology with his best friend and room mate Jesus H Christ at the 5th church of religious studies of Babylon. After completing his studies he and his room mate embarked on a treacherous skiing adventure, upon coming to the most rad moguls Hazuba and Jesus ever saw, the two joyfully undertook the challenge. To the chagrin of Hazuba his ski came off after only completing the first third of the parkour. Hazuba traveled the rest of the way down tumbling forward yelling `I cant slow down'. Ending his tumble at the very bottom, Hazuba passed out. Jesus took to his aide until he came too, once awoke Hazuba spoke to Jesus of marvelous flashes of color, alternating from blue to white over and over again, and Jesus said ' that was just the snow and the sky dude' and Hazuba was all like ' yah maybe, but maybe not' but overwhelmed with a need to give away something he put his hand into his coat pocket and pulled out a rolled cigarette and handed it to Jesus saying simply 'here this is for you'.

'Giving is your gift then said Jesus' and Hazuba said 'Then I accept this gift'

Forever moving forward on his travels, Hazuba only stopped to give away something; cigarettes, money, herpes. Everywhere Hezuba went he will be remembered.

Long live Hazuba the Giver Of Everything.

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