Michael White (Chessplayer)
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| Michael White | |
|---|---|
| File:Michael White.jpg Michael White, in Pink (Floyd?) versus Arlette Van Weersel, 4NCL, January 2012 (1-0) | |
| Country | Wales |
| Born | 8 September 1982 |
| Title | Fide Master (FM) (2008) |
| Peak rating | 2346 (August 2012) |
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Michael White is a former child chess prodigy and chess FIDE master, in addition to being a Fischer 2, whereby your number is you beating someone who has beaten someone who has beaten Bobby Fischer. He has attempted to claim a rightful spot on Wikipedia as noteable persons, citing his envious position over many female Dutch chess players already on there (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Dutch_female_chess_players ) . Michael was often reported as winning team and qualifying tournaments for England during Primary years. These newspaper clips are attempting to be found and added to this article. However there are hacker bots on there attempting takedowns. As a child he regularly made the newspapers regarding his selections to the England junior teams and high finishes in British Championships. There is a theory going around that all reporting of a person after age 13 is considered procrastination with time they don't have, unless it is directly relating to a secret war. The aim is to find these child press cuttings and add to the text. Michael has been invited to represent Wales whereby he received a telephone call by the then captain of the Wales Olympiad Team offering a position following discussion by the board of selectors. Michael respectfully declined the invitation on the basis he was attempting to get promoted in his main line of work and having remembered that Nigel Short famously said in a post 2k interview, "Accountancy pays better", when asked what advice Short would give to young people thinking of making a career from chess. Michael is a fellow chartered accountant, has been accepted into Mensa, the High IQ Society, and has claimed the following with regard to the world: "The world should be Voight- Kampff tested like this was 1982. I have passed the classification requirements of the Voight- Kampff Test. Retirement not considered a necessity".
White has been described as having "the purist joy" of Chessstar surname with which he should be able to milk like a cash cow on the spread of Internet gaming sites.
White has confirmed that he has been involved in producing interactive online chess content to those who claim to be international business people and airline pilots.
One of White's closest relations is a "Lethal Weapon" - a United States police officer.
Upon asked whether he thought he should be on Wikipedia, Michael first claimed to reporters the following: "If the likes of Arlette Van Weersel can have the page they do, then of course I can be on top of that. I beat her in 2012, wearing a delightful pink striped shirt and have had higher peak ratings and current ratings". Critics mentioned afterwards that they suspected White was alluding to Pink Floyd and "Education" through his shirt in some way, as the primary and majority reason for joining the bulge of chess players on Wikipedia.
Having been questioned again on the issue of being on Wikipedia, Michael stated the following, "I would rather spin the world with my Wikipedia page than have the world spin me. Shhhhh! money in the bank. Mouth shut the rest of the time. If somehow it isn't considered noteable to have better credentials than Dutchie Arlette Van Weersel, that Wikipedia doesn't have Generally Accepted Notable Standards (GANS) across the world, that we are somehow past Midnight of The Doomsday Clock and that this is now a "Kiss the Frog" world, the further away from midnight, the more Frog the world gets, then I can be something to Dagnė Čiukšytė, also on Wikipedia, who I lost to in the EU Championships in Liver-pooh-l (intentional pronounce)."
In a third pondering on the rationale for White being on Wikipedia, a digital philosopher said, "White has classically proofed his way onto Wikipedia. By classically, I'm referring not only to the integrity assumption of Freewill for everyone. If, however, this reality is akin to a group of mind manipulators manipulating us, pulling strings not only on the Internet, and that anything White seems to want, Internet fame wise, they will see to it he doesn't get, then we enter the think of "It could have been me" theory, in relation to White's secrets, that the real or imaginary behemoths alluded to know what is meant by that".
Views on the Recent World Chess Champion, Magnus Carlsen[edit]
Michael is of the belief that Magnus Carlsen is part human, part android. Looking at the biggest of chess pictures, it is impossible for a human mind to maintain the heights Magnus Carlsen has had.
Michael initially alluded to this over a decade ago on social media.
Carlsen's intentions to mimic humanity are unclear although Michael has admitted he has come across far worse.
The Clifton Bridge Suicide[edit]
Michael said he, "might have had something to do with it", when the suicide happened alluding to giving the victim, an Oxford University Postgraduate, "the cold shoulder" in the days prior:https://cherwell.org/2009/05/21/brasenose-college-student-dies/
Rohypnolgate[edit]
While Michael was playing in the National Chess League for Oxford, the majority of players studying at the University, a fringe player subsequently accused via club emails a central member of the first team of spiking their drink with Rohypnol. Tensions were fraught for a few months with many other team players choosing to pick a side of whether there was spiking or not. The person having said they had been spiked was "going to go to the police" for all the negative fallout they encountered under the alleged influence. As of today, nobody from the Oxford Chess Team has been charged with spiking drinks.
Chess Commentator[edit]
White famously commentated in Trafalgar Square for an art expo, in 2009. His commentary was described by the full-time Internet blogger, Jack Rudd, as "excellent" [1].
Does Anti-Semitism exist in Professional Chess?[edit]
White, while playing for Oxford 1sts in the 4NCL, remembered vividly a post-match four-a-side blitz friendly being played by Cambridge in the analysis rooms. He overheard a Scottish lawyer amongst them shouting boystrously at the others, "M is very Jewish", before moving a piece and slapping his clock, to much chortling by the other six. M himself somewhat nervously producing a laugh without any verbal comeback of his own. White, having overheard this, looked at M, and thought to himself, "If you're going to say something, M, now is the time, since I'm listening and everyone is interpreting "very Jewish" to mean you know what". M was a career Investment Banker working in Front Office roles, to put some perspective around this, and had presumably jokingly called White "KKK" over banking communication systems around the same time. Is this antisemitism? The readers were asked to judge for themselves. The Scottish lawyer was known for other attributions too, such as calling another Cambridge player "Red R", the suggestion being that R was a Communist looking to work their way up in the Bank of England and alter monetary policy to meet the conditions of The Communist Manifesto.
Adult film making and spying on Narcotics Deals with film for the local police.[edit]
In recent years, Michael has been involved in these activities. He credits the game of chess for giving him the right mind to go into those situations.
Book deals.[edit]
White has a book draft due to be published called "Michael's Minatures". A book covering a vast array of his games in which he wins in 25 moves or under.
Contact details.[edit]
Michael has a fan email where he can receive correspondence: zenithcharleszenith@gmail.com.
External links[edit]
- Michael White rating card at FIDELua error in Module:WikidataCheck at line 23: attempt to index field 'wikibase' (a nil value).
- [1] chess games at chessgames.com
- Noted person on peoplepill US.https://peoplepill.com/i/michael-j-r-white
- MichaelWhite_Narceye on lichess.org - includes fanbox inbox
- On chess.comhttps://www.chess.com/member/micwhite
- Michael mentioned en passant on YouTube initial few seconds: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4AxQz1gYVr8#bottom-sheet
[2] chess games at 365Chess.com
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- ↑ "Chess In Trafalgar Square". Westcountry Chess Blog. Retrieved 22 September 2009.
