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Mr Alyx Gangell

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Alyx Gangell is a fuckwit who lives in Hobart and traumatizes the local gerbil population.

Mr
Alyx Gangell
Alyx and his Conjoined Twin Sons.jpg
Alyx and his conjoined twin sons
BornAlyx Gangell
1994/11/26
Hobart
🏡 ResidenceHobart
🏳️ NationalityAustralian
Other namesThat Woolies Guy
🏫 EducationRosny College
💼 Occupation
Height179
👍 Facebookblackpeenus

Early Life[edit]

Gangell was born somewhere in Tasmania in 1994. Not much is known about his birth except, just like his daily shits, he was forcibly evacuated around 11am in a Lindisfarne public toilet. He has some family but who gives a fuck about them. His dad wants to be the next Peter Brock and races cars, waiting for the right tree to slam into.

Gangell attended Sorell High School and met some other fuckwits like Chris Beis. He then "attended" Rosny College and mostly hung out near the stairwell brushing his hair.

Career[edit]

At some point in his pathetic life, Gangell got a job at Sorell Woolworths. He really did fuck all. One time while he was coming down from some shitty drug he went to collect trolleys and just stood and cried in the rain.

After finally realizing Sorell is a hole, he transferred to Woolworths CBD. Here he loved getting up each morning at 5am just to put meat on the shelves. If only he could find a use for his own meat.

After eight years of knocking off water, arriving and leaving drunk and eating fresh baked goods while working, he quit Woolworths and found himself delivering letters. Australia Post don't formally recognize Gangell as an employee. The letter route he does was assigned to "Paul Bergoyne" but Paul hasn't been seen since the day Gangell tickled his butthole. Residents have often complained about the shit stained letters they receive in the mail and the farts he leaves behind in their mailboxes.

Personal Life[edit]

Gangell was once getting a wristy from a bird and was cock blocked by a friend knocking on the door asking to get lunch.

Gangell gave birth to conjoined twins Luke and Griffin. They were born facing each other and joined by the dickhole and nipples. They underwent surgery to put a hole in the middle of their joined penises so the urine could escape their bodies.

He was invited to a threesome down in South Arm but was busy getting Slayer XP in Runescape.

He is a self confessed lover of "butt stuff".

References[edit]

I am his mother.