Andrew Douglas Butcher II
| Andrew Douglas Butcher II | |
|---|---|
| Born | Andrew Douglas Butcher Junior 31 August 2007 Baltimore, Maryland, United States of America |
| 🎓 Alma mater | University of Reddit |
| 💼 Occupation | |
| Known for | Splitting the cleanest Guiness G in history Solid Minecraft gameplay videos Is an alright pole vaulter Eliminating the Belgian government and laying claim to both the Belgian and Irish throne Inventing the sport “Soccer Brawl” Killing God First living person to commit “burgle-bezzlement” |
| 🏅 Awards | NOAA Earth Award (2023) Nobel Peace Prize x17 (2007-2018,2020-2026) |
Andrew Douglas Butcher II (Born: 31 August, 2007) is an American hero of legend, known best for his conquer of Belgium in October of 2025, and of Ireland in January of 2026. He can also notably spit up to 6.5 meters, so watch out! He attended secondary school at Harry Gedges High School, where he competed on their prestegious Subway footlong eating team, of which he proudly served as captain. He is widely regarded as the most prestigeous individual to ever make an appearance at the institution, with second place being held by George W. Bush and third by Jesus Christ. He has earned the Nobel Peace Prize nearly every year of his life, but was unable to earn one during 2019 because of his unexpected and unprecidented rampage through the city of Arlington, Virginia, killing an estimated 2.4 million civilians in and around the metropolitan area. He currently holds the title of SpinJitsu master and has been teaching at the prestegious Squidward Community College since 2010. It is unknown publically where Butcher is currently taking up residence, but it is assumed that he is in hiding for fear that the large manhunt scheduled for February 1st at 08:00 in Dublin, Ireland beginning at Fitzsimons Temple Bar will catch him for his crime against the people of the Republic of Ireland of usurping the prestigeous High Throne of Ireland. It is assumed he will target the Valencian Community in Spain next. One can only hope he is killed for his actions against the prestigeous European Union. May God be with us all. Oh wait sike naw Andy Butch killed God, he is no longer with us. Pray that he is killed before he can challenge the prestigeous Heavens. Godspeed.
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