Beav245746

Beav245746, or "Beav" as many of his friends call him, is a wanna-be professional Call of Duty, Modern Warfare player, based in the United States.

Beav has lived a long life, fulfilling it with Cod, calling out cunts pre- and in-game, stealing other players' lines that they frequently say, all while having a great affinity for fat girls, which he refers to as "thicccccccccc". Seriously, some of these girls haven't sniffed a thigh gap since 'Nam.

Some of Beav's lines that he has admitted to stealing from fellow players, include:

"Damn it!"
"You tra$hy ass bitch"
"BOOM, headshot!"

Aside from hating several players, including Berto and Sheet, Beav actually has an affinity for his idol, Flux. Beav frequently talks about Flux with great affection, and there is nobody that he'd rather play with. Wish Beav well, though. Flux refers to himself as a "revivor" in Warzone, due to the fact that he has minimal gun skills and his only use to a party is to do so. That is, until he dies 3 minutes into the game and consistently asks his teammates to "buy him back". At this point, money Flux owes to his teammates is unsettled, but is believed to be in the range of $2,000,000 to $100,000,000.

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