Bond 26: Greensolo
| Greensolo | |
|---|---|
 The promotional photo. | |
| Starring | Zeppo Marx as James Bond Paul Newman as Mr. Figgs |
| Music by | James Bond Theme |
| Distributed by | Universal Pictures |
Release date | 2023 |
Running time | 1 hour 10 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
| Box office | |
Search Bond 26: Greensolo on Amazon. James Bond 26: Greensolo is an upcoming film starring Zeppo Marx as 007, agent on MI6 in the popular James Bond film series. It is set to be released in 2023.
Plot[edit]
From the source, Storyline;
-Bond and Jenny Jesperson, his coworker, infiltrate a fancy restaurant. While on a staged date, Bond cuts off a spy who he chases through the kitchen and down the back Italian alleyways on motorbikes. He finally catches him by breaking his neck on a bike jump.
After the opening credits, Bond joins an underground cult in the back alleys of London under his new boss, Mr. Figgs. (Paul Newman). After failing to pull off a covert operation on his target, Figgs beats up Bond. This prompts bond to run away. Bond is joined by Jenny at a Jamaican themed nightclub where there is some romantic bliss.
After this, Bond follows a trail of strange robberies. He has a seaside fight in Cornwall and trashes a basement in a scuffle in Esther. Bond then uncovers the main villain, Blofeld, Jr. Back in London, Bond connects the dots with Jenny in hopes of locating Blofeld. Unfortunately, while alone, he is jumped by Figgs’ mug. They have to grapple in the back alleyway and Bond gains the upper hand by spinning in a puddle and shooting him thrice in the face.
In a tuxedo, Bond and Jenny go to a local police station and bump into the car-chase mug. While Jenny creates a diversion, Bond pursues him. Taking the Aston Martin DB5, following the mug in a McLaren, they roar down the streets, and Bond has to reverse down a narrow street and spin out into a traffic circle. He then opens the door to shoot at the following McLaren, when the mug ditches it to race down a corridor. Pursuing him in the Aston Martin, Bond cuts him off and dumps his car down a tall building, landing himself on a skywalk. Taking his automatic, he chases from above on foot only to find Blofeld’s “Mansion of Delight”.
After preparing himself with guns and ammunition, Bond infiltrates the mansion. He is greeted from the front yard by an intercom announcement of Jenny’s screams of pain. This is repeated every 10 minutes. Bond then is mad, and knocks on the front door. He greets the receiver with a punch in the nose and proceeds to fire at every guard in formation in the open-concept area.
Entering the hallway, he drops a jail door behind him. He jumps down the curling stairs and empties his last shot. He undoes his carry strap and strangles the guard near him, using him as a human shield to invade the basement area. He commandeers two more automatics to finish off the guards. By now, Blofeld is unheard of. Bond makes his way back up to the main level, in the emergency stairwell. Still armed with two automatics, he shoots off some smoke alarms in the stairwell. This blocks the vision of anyone below him. Bond arrives on the third floor. Unfortunately, Blofeld sets off a bomb that sends Bond flying down the upstairs hallway. Luckily, Bond cracks open the door at the end and dodges the fire. Bond is then greeted by that car-chase mug and they begin to fight in the library room they are now in. After being thrown against walls and reading lamps, Bond cracks a book shelf over him, but is greeted by a fistful of sprinters. He pushes him against the closet door, takes a metal rod and beats him over the back several times before impaling him. Bond rests now, bruised, bloody and tired. He uncovers a rifle and a slingshot gun in the closet and proceeds the the fourth floor to meet Blofeld.
While Blofeld is in a luxury room, Bind shoots his first guard through the glass, leaving him bleeding on the ground. Jumping through the door, Bond shoots the other dead in the head and aims the last shot of the rifle at Blofeld’s head. He demands where Jenny is, and Blofeld chuckles menacingly, giving his villainous monologue. He then reveals a sliding wall that shows Jenny in an aquarium with a shark. Bond shoots Blofeld in the head, and smashes the aquarium glass with the butt of his rifle. While it empties, Bond opens a control room to find a bomb about to go off in 1:45 seconds.
Bond pulls Jenny out of the tank, and grabs the slingshot he dropped on his raid. They take a deep breath and shoot the arrow that creates a path out of the house, up in purple flames. In the ground, Bond and Jenny climb into a helicopter, but Bond takes a punch in the jaw sending him back. The second henchman (Hitler) hold Jenny hostage in the helicopter with a knife to her throat. Bond lifts his hands, but makes a fist with his right one which sends off his classic watch, which blows Hitler back dead. Bond climbs into the chopper, but all the growing flames won’t let it start. Jenny uses a fire extinguisher to exterminate the flames in the key spots on the chopper. It starts, but the empty canister hits Bond in the head, but he somehow find the willpower to keep awake. They escape through the thick cloud of smoke and the victory is theirs.
Back at Mr. Figgs’ hideout, they celebrate their victory with a toast.
Production[edit]
Cast[edit]
- Zeppo Marx as James Bond
- Paul Newman as Mr. Figgs
- Palooka 1
- Jenny Jesperson
- Hitler
- Mug 1 and 2
Creation[edit]
Written on February 11, 2022 in 45 minutes, the film is based on film-noir style storylines of the 1930s.
