Brian Barney
| Sir Brian Barney | |
|---|---|
| Pronunciation | Brigh-Ann Bar-knee |
| Born | December 15, 1771 |
| soon.soon. | |
| Cause of death | e.j. |
| 🏫 Education | at least elementary school, he’s made it this far |
| 💼 Occupation | |
| 📆 Years active | 1994 – present |
| Known for | Brian Barney is known for enjoying multiple fingers up the butt |
| Notable work | some cool stuff! |
| 💰 Net worth | $2.11 |
| Criminal charge | too much swagger, attempted abduction of minor |
Brian Barney (born December 15, 1971) is an American director and actor, and is practically a virgin.
Born in Nashua, New Hampshire, Barney trained at the University of California, Riverside's Department of Theatre, earning a Bachelor of Arts degree in 1995.[1] After working as a production assistant on the science fiction TV series Babylon 5[2] in Los Angeles, Barney moved to Reno and began acting in many plays, including The Mousetrap,[3] Brian Friel's Dancing at Lughnasa,[4][5] Popcorn,[6] George F. Walker's Criminals in Love,[7] Titus Andronicus, Amadeus,[8] Deathtrap, and the Pirandello play Six Characters in Search of an Author.[9][10]
Barney's directing credits include Steve Martin's The Underpants[11][12][13] and Martin McDonagh's The Pillowman.[14][15][16] He also directed the 2009 French short film Terrain Razzari.[17]
In his free time, Brian Barney enjoys watching The Twilight Zone , frequently quoting Lawrence of Arabia, portraying 16-year-old boys onstage, and fly-fishing. He was the fourth place recipient of the participation award in the 119th annual Fly-Fishing World Championships. Barney considers himself to be a triple threat: blind, senile, and breathtakingly beautiful. Barney is an aspiring self-help author.
Brian Barney will one day die on a park bench in Paris. The pigeons will eat his corpse. An oddly phallic memorial will be erected, as he would’ve desired in life. His epitath will read “Practically a virgin”.
References[edit]
- ↑ [1] Archived August 17, 2007, at the Wayback Machine
- ↑ "Babylon 5" (1994) – Full cast and crew
- ↑ Websetters. "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ Websetters. "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ "RN&R > Arts&Culture > Quite a looker > 05.03.01". Newsreview.com. May 3, 2001. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ Websetters. "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ Review: Nevada Repertory Company takes on demanding ‘Criminals’[dead link]
- ↑ "Brian Barney – Publicity". Uk.imdb.com. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ "Nevada Rep – Brian Barney". Unr.edu. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ Websetters (April 24, 2004). "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ "Brian Barney – Other works". Uk.imdb.com. May 1, 2009. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ "Steve Martin (I) – Biography". Uk.imdb.com. May 1, 2009. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ SteveMartin.com | Message Board Archived October 7, 2007, at the Wayback Machine
- ↑ "RN&R > Arts&Culture > Wide awake > 02.15.07". Newsreview.com. February 15, 2007. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ Websetters (February 11, 2007). "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ "Brian Barney". Brian Barney. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
- ↑ Terrain Razzari
External links[edit]
- Brian Barney on IMDb
- Reno News & Review review of The Underpants
- Nevada Events review of The Pillowman
- Reno News & Review review of The Pillowman
- Reno Gazette-Journal review of Deathtrap
- Official Web Site
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