Brian Barney

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Brian Barney
PronunciationBrigh-Ann Bar-knee
BornDecember 15, 1771
soon.soon.
Cause of deathe.j.
🏫 Educationat least elementary school, he’s made it this far
💼 Occupation
📆 Years active  1994 – present
Brian Barney is known for enjoying multiple fingers up the butt
Notable worksome cool stuff!
💰 Net worth$2.11
Criminal chargetoo much swagger, attempted abduction of minor

Brian Barney (born December 15, 1971) is an American director and actor, and is practically a virgin.

Born in Nashua, New Hampshire, Barney trained at the University of California, Riverside's Department of Theatre, earning a Bachelor of Arts degree in 1995.[1] After working as a production assistant on the science fiction TV series Babylon 5[2] in Los Angeles, Barney moved to Reno and began acting in many plays, including The Mousetrap,[3] Brian Friel's Dancing at Lughnasa,[4][5] Popcorn,[6] George F. Walker's Criminals in Love,[7] Titus Andronicus, Amadeus,[8] Deathtrap, and the Pirandello play Six Characters in Search of an Author.[9][10]

Barney's directing credits include Steve Martin's The Underpants[11][12][13] and Martin McDonagh's The Pillowman.[14][15][16] He also directed the 2009 French short film Terrain Razzari.[17]

In his free time, Brian Barney enjoys watching The Twilight Zone , frequently quoting Lawrence of Arabia, portraying 16-year-old boys onstage, and fly-fishing. He was the fourth place recipient of the participation award in the 119th annual Fly-Fishing World Championships. Barney considers himself to be a triple threat: blind, senile, and breathtakingly beautiful. Barney is an aspiring self-help author.

Brian Barney will one day die on a park bench in Paris. The pigeons will eat his corpse. An oddly phallic memorial will be erected, as he would’ve desired in life. His epitath will read “Practically a virgin”.

References[edit]

  1. [1] Archived August 17, 2007, at the Wayback Machine
  2. "Babylon 5" (1994) – Full cast and crew
  3. Websetters. "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  4. Websetters. "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  5. "RN&R > Arts&Culture > Quite a looker > 05.03.01". Newsreview.com. May 3, 2001. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  6. Websetters. "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  7. Review: Nevada Repertory Company takes on demanding ‘Criminals’[dead link]
  8. "Brian Barney – Publicity". Uk.imdb.com. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  9. "Nevada Rep – Brian Barney". Unr.edu. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  10. Websetters (April 24, 2004). "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  11. "Brian Barney – Other works". Uk.imdb.com. May 1, 2009. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  12. "Steve Martin (I) – Biography". Uk.imdb.com. May 1, 2009. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  13. SteveMartin.com | Message Board Archived October 7, 2007, at the Wayback Machine
  14. "RN&R > Arts&Culture > Wide awake > 02.15.07". Newsreview.com. February 15, 2007. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  15. Websetters (February 11, 2007). "Review". Nevada Events. Archived from the original on February 7, 2012. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  16. "Brian Barney". Brian Barney. Retrieved December 12, 2011.
  17. Terrain Razzari

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