Ceneezer
Ceneezer | |
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| File:Ceneezer.jpg First ceneezer | |
| 2nd Speaker For The Dead | |
| Assumed office December 21, 2017 | |
| Succeeded by | speaker KaKeeKu keeper of the sacred key keeper of the sacred script keeper of the sacred heart keeper of the sacred seed |
| 3rd Speaker For The Dead | |
| In office December 20, 2017 – December 20, 2020 | |
| Personal details | |
| Born | undisclosed September 7, 1979 Brantrord, ON, Canada |
| Political party | Speakers For The Dead |
| Spouse(s) | undisclosed |
| Children | All orphans |
| Parents | undisclosed |
| Relatives | Children of the Last Digit |
| Education | life, death |
ceneezer "Second" Speaker For The Dead Began his career at the age of 38, after (allegedly) an indescribable entity which emitted terror telepathically brought him through all of space-time's infinite branches. He published the resulting concept as Omniverse Theory which describes the nature of time as a relative concept within an unchangeable yet self-loving state to grow.
Not only is this done on the universal level, but also within our own minds as we plan multiple possibilities for our future, and guessing at what influences caused the past we remember - as we plan we travel forward in perception and as we remember we do the same in the opposite direction.
He then traveled the world teaching many followers about the wisdom shared with him, though forgetting much. What ceneezer remembered, he put down in ceneezers lessons
Career[edit]
He captured the meaning of life's existence, for us, as 1 becoming 2, 2 becoming 4 - cellular division. He also noticed that cells of humanity started to recombine smaller into bigger, back into the single, unchanging conscious state to do it all over, though as of 2018 a few had been able to stop attacking each other and seeing divisions where there should not be.
October 19th, 2018[edit]
On October 18th, 2018 ceneezer sat down after feeling it the correct time to command his "troll" legions to attack, in what he titled the Surah of ceneezer. He launched Anonymous operation #opWorldPeace 1 day later with a nearly completed (see edit history) set of orders declaring war on the entire world, and for Anonymous forces to attack censorship without violence, and an attempt to unite all religions. Declaring that only Canada, Yemen, Antarctica and asgardia.space the only nations God recognized and all contracts unsigned by these nations null and void. The reasons for selecting these places was not made clear, although Yemen has been considered [1]. Antarctica has Antarctic Treaty System, so it is easy to see how they got accepted. Canada is the birthplace of ceneezer, so it stands to reason that he has local help, though none know each and every member of "their" movement. Within the next weeks his facebook went from ~200 friends to 5000 as the masses flocked and spread his messages of "God's" love, and peace through equality. See Poems from the dead.
Becoming Speaker For The Dead[edit]
In mid 2014, ceneezer published an opensource [2] after the code was abandoned. Since the work was voluntary it was put into public domain in hops others would use it or develop there own. In 2017 a CNN article about a new [3] caught his eye and he got applied for citizenship where ceneezer founded the [4]. A few months later Asgardian parliamentary elections were [5] and nobody was running, so he decided to try a career in politics. On his [6] in Asgardia ceneezer AKA [7] encouraged many across the globe to take a stand and help form a great nation. A private facebook group was formed, inviting all who chose to run for parliament, so they could learn to cooperate outside of public eye. The main difference between that group and a political party was it operated like a family of brothers and sisters. In November of 2017 ceneezer was kicked out of Asgardia, despite being the second most popular candidate by vote, by the moderators over false accusations and personal differences. Finding him much like Donald Trump and calling him a troll his account was deleted and many inspiring articles and signed petitions of value were erased. ceneezer vowed to stop censorship one and for all and took the name Speaker For The Dead from a favorite inspiring sci-fi novel by Orison Scott Card, the sequel to Ender's Game in part as publicity for a movie he hoped would be made, in part to explain the "voices" he felt begin come out through typing, and in part because he had attempted to kill himself many times and ceneezer felt very very dead. Speaker ceneezer moved his attempts underground throughout the dark web, social media and in person.
Working a teacher for Herzing College[edit]
placeholder... Much love for all my students, you probably won't be shocked when you find out my birth name.
Working as a call-center technician[edit]
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Secondary Education[edit]
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High schools[edit]
Authoritative Friends:
Ottawa:
D."many birds will die"O. - J."danger"S. - M."biker"R. - C."tina"M.
Cornwall Collegiate and Vocational Institute:
A."GoeD"C.
Fenelon Falls Secondary School:
V."Babe"J. - R."Greener"G.
Bradford Collegiate Institute:
Shawna Bray, Kelly Sardy, Christopher Mallon, Vincent Toth
Public Schools[edit]
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Brantford:
Scott "Roi" Gordon
Kemptville:
Josh (Mcalum?)
Early years[edit]
He was born unto a mother who was told by doctors she could not conceive. It was for this reason alone that the one she thought was my father fucked her, but I am not of his seed. For he wore a rubber, knowing of women's lies and also forced her to eat pills. It was with no doubt little ease to sell that little baby, for less than a cent was the price... the car was worth $1000 to him, and he now collects every cent.
While hard to believe it was once I ascended I realized why. Someone needed to be death, cursed to walk forever never seeing his creator's face but with tears in his ancient eyes, To protect the innocent - for only those who deserve can "die".
The one who payed for him, was Illuminati. Not a true bringer of light for all he touched became decay. But wise enough that it seemed everyone knew less, and yet truer than he.
Thus he was made by God, though miracle and blood magic and indescribable abuse, along with prayers by the thousand.
References[edit]
- ↑ "the worst humanitarian crisis" – via www.cnn.com.
- ↑ "online voting platform". June 14, 2014 – via bitbucket.org.
- ↑ "new space nation". CNN. June 20, 2017 – via www.cnn.com.
- ↑ "Asgardian Canadian Embassy" – via asgardia.space.
- ↑ "announced" – via www.cnn.com.
- ↑ "campaign" – via ceneezer.com.
- ↑ "Asgardian 794177" – via asgardia.space.
