Daniel Zaitz

Background

Daniel Zaitz is a world-renowned computer science teacher, commonly known as Zaddy. He currently resides at one of the most prestigious schools in the United States. He strives as an educator to make a difference in many of his students lives. A common quote of his is "Don't use open circles, I got bit by one when I was young". He specializes in many programming languages including MATLAB, java, J-doodle, and Octave. He is a former Algebra 2, and IB Calculus educator and has moved into the realm of computer science education. He, in his spare time, concentrates most of his time on car collecting. Zaitz has achieved many accomplishments in his life and does not plan on slowing down any time soon.

Daniel Zaitz is an activist for the blue line as made clear through his very public bursts of outrage in which he states "Don't cross the blue line!". He is quite the fan of lines in general. He has an extreme obsession over the concept of "asmatopes" and enjoys working in programs like "dezmond". Zaitz's pet peeve happens to be when the test blows out. He commonly exclaims "MATLAB is so much fun, guys!", and when the test blows out it ruins his fun.

Zaitz also happens to be a bicycle enthusiast, that is where is deep, undying passion for octave originates from. The logo really gets him going. Bicycles are required in all of his students' screenshots when they upload their work to joint google classrooms. He has joint google classrooms between his periods because he can't seem to figure out how computers work even though he is a computer science teacher.

Daniel Zaitz speaks out against the concept of technology in the classroom, even though his entire profession revolves around that same technology: "The phone thing, I get it. Sometimes on the highway, I get a vibration and my attention shifts to the phone."

Top 2 Daniel Zaitz Origin Theories

1. "Zaitz is rumored to have existed since at least the birth of Christ (might even be Jesus himself), he has invented every single mathematical theory and programming language we know today. Every century Zaitz takes another identity to disguise his alien origin. It is said that Zaitz had actually been hanging out with dinosaurs before our earliest ape ancestors were even swinging around. He is so humble that almost every mathematical equation was given to dudes like Archimedes and shit and named after them, except for the "Zaitz Rule" of course. This is Zaitz's world, we're just programming Jdoodle in it." -BS
2. "It was early winter in the year 69 B.C. and a burst of lightning struck the ground in the holy land of Israel. From the ashes, Zaitz rises. His fist in the air, he accommodates himself to his new home. A world engulfed in darkness, Zaitz becomes a light. A light of progress, a light from God. He was sent with the purpose of spreading the joy of MATLAB around the world. He taught the Egyptians, the Greeks, etc. They may not have had computers, but they did have access to paper notes with headers that were responsible for 30% of his students grades. Zaitz is no man, he is a God." -Mr. Off-the-walls.

References

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