GLITCHKNIFE
| GLITCHKNIFE | |
|---|---|
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| Born | Rocky McRockerson Rockman 2001/02/14 Somewhere in, Singapore |
| ๐ก Residence | discord.gg/singapore |
| ๐ณ๏ธ Nationality | Singaporean |
| Other names | GLITCHKNIFE |
| ๐ซ Education | Marketing (Fake degree) |
| ๐ Alma mater | Singapore Elementary School |
| ๐ผ Occupation | |
| Height | 170 |
| ๐ฅ Twitter | iamrockymstar |
| ๐ท Instagram | iamrockymstar |
Early Life[edit]
Rocky "Mstar" Glitch Knife was born in 2001 in Singapore. He has a rare birth defect which doubles the size of his ears. Rocky spent his early life committing war crimes, bombing the pentagon, and allegedly causing 9/11. Until Ted Kaczynski's tragic passing on June 10, 2023, he was and continues to be his biggest fan. Mstar was reportedly last seen building a hut in the middle of the woods.
Career[edit]
OurSerpentEmotions[edit]
Mstar received a degree in counterfeiting, which he later used to fake his marketing degree (and an ID so he could buy methamphetamine). Mstar founded the band OurSerpentEmotions in late 2019, released one single which received one stream (presumably from Mstar's spotify account), and did not release anything else until late 2021. He released a single called "IMPOSTER SYNDROME" featuring the hit band CasioRobinson most well known for the single Faceless which featured the ex-vocalist of Set For Tomorrow named Patrick Ryan.
Summer Space Camp[edit]
Summer Space Camp was OurSerpentEmotions' first album, featuring hit tracks such as "L1V3 40R M3", "Demonoxify", and "Snakebite". His most streamed song off that album was "IMPOSTER SYNDROME (ft. CasioRobinson)" which received a total of 5 streams.
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Mstar later decided to delete every trace of OurSerpentEmotions off the internet, and begin a new project aptly titled "๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐". In his own words, "The logic behind the name GLITCHKNIFE comes from BMTH [Bring Me The Horizon] and Bad Omens
Bad Omens: โA glitch in the chain, a loop in the brain you wanted to breakโ - ARTIFICIAL SUICIDE
BMTH: โDo you really wanna twist a knife in the belly of the monsterโ - Kingslayer"
Violet Sage of MusicForNormies, Mstar's arch enemy, was able to bully him into quitting making music for ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐.
Important Events (confirmed by the US Government)[edit]
In 2001, Mstar was alleged to have piloted a plane into the North Tower (he was mistaken for a man named Osama Bin Laden, who was mistakenly killed for the attacks, when the real pilot was actually Mstar).
In 2005, Mstar caused Hurricane Katrina by passing gas outside his parents' basement. His excuse was "I was on MySpace too long".
In 2008, Mstar was the 99% ganging up on the 1% and rigged the election, which resulted in Barack Obama's favour.
In 2009, Mstar caused an American economic recession by purchasing too much milk. "Why have I started to drink milk now, like a lot" (actual quote).
In 2010, Mstar was involved in a controversy in which he allegedly made terroristic threats towards the creators of South Park.
In 2016, Mstar was accused of colluding with Donald J Trump in rigging the election, as he was so successful in 2008. This was successful, as Mstar had blackmail on Hillary Clinton since her husband Bill had slept with him but may have given him AIDS which resurfaced in 2023.
In 2017, Mstar faked the suicides of Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington, causing a stock market crash the following year.
In 2019, Mstar began speaking to a minor and made him his new test subject (this minor became a deranged and delusional Periphery fan).
In 2022, Mstar was in favour of overturning Roe v Wade, and was also accused of having fake Jordans later in the year.
In 2023, Mstar was bullied into quitting music for approximately four weeks by a 15-year-old girl on discord.com, and was subsequently diagnosed with AIDS.
In 2025, Mstar lost his battle to AIDS. Nobody came to his funeral other than his redditor cousin.
In 2026, Mstar's redditor cousin came out as homosexual. One day later he gave himself HIV and subsequently died.
