Grass

Grass is a plant that grows everywhere except where you want it. It is green by default and immediately turns brown once you care about it.

Grass belongs to the family Poaceae, which scientists named after giving up on stopping it.

What Grass Does

Grows

Gets cut

Grows again out of spite

Cutting grass does not kill it. This is called “mowing” and is mainly done so humans feel in control.

Smell

Freshly cut grass smells nice because it is screaming. Other grass smells this and does absolutely nothing.

Habitat

Grass grows:

In lawns

In cracks

In forbidden zones

It refuses to grow in the one empty patch you’re staring at.

Intelligence

Grass has no brain, yet always knows:

When you’re late

When you just washed your shoes

Final Fact

Grass will outlive humanity and reclaim all parking lots.

References

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