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International sacred church of holy jonasism

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The International sacred church of holy jonasism is a hoax religion and website created by the Austrian student Alvin Wamser in may 2018.

It was created as a parody of a religion, but also as a parody of hoax religions (like the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster).

Jonasism is named after Alvin's friend Jonas S. Members of the Jonasism are called Jonasists.

The Website[edit]

The website of the church of jonasism was created with wordpress, because Alvin did not want to spend money for a hoax website. The site is only in german.

On the main page, there's a picture of the ocean liner SS Nieuw Amsterdam because Alvin did not know what picture to put there.

There are 2 categories, "Unser Glaube" ("Our Religion") where viewers can read a description of the religion, and "Blog" where Alvin often writes Articles about the religion.

The Religion[edit]

Jonasism is a hoax religion and a parody of some major religions like Catholicism, islam and Judaism, but it is also said to be a parody of other hoax religions like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Jonasism allows their members to consumate Drugs, eat as much as they can, live very unhealthy, smoke, drink alcohol and be sexually active. In Jonasism, there's no hell and everyone comes to the heaven.

In the Jonasistic heaven there are Prostitutes, a lot of cake and free beer . The only sins in Jonasism are Chastity, Prudery, abstinence, neatness, cleanliness, Pop music, Jazz music and communism.



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