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Juice Misinterpretations

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Juice misinterpretations are misinterpretations of what classifies a liquid as a juice. Juice is typically defined as a liquid substance which stems from a fruit or vegetable, however juice misinterpretations typically call things such as milk "cow juice". There are multiple variations of juice misinterpretations, some which are even entirely nonsensical such as classifying molten magma or lava as "Volcano Juice". Juice misinterpretations have also led to certain side effects by internet "trolls" who work to spread misinformation over juice's classification. Juice misinterpretations also relate to the theory that the Earth is one giant vegetable with the core serving as the pit and the land masses serving as the skin of the fruit.

Some different variations of juice misinterpretations are as follows.

  • Milk: Cow Juice
  • Coffee: Bean Juice
  • Tea: Leaf Juice
  • Soda: Sugar Juice
  • Eggnog: Egg Juice
  • Water: Earth or alternatively Asteroid Juice
  • Lava/Magma: Volcano Juice
  • Drain-O: Sulfur Juice
  • Washing Detergent: Poison Juice
  • Snake Venom: Hurt Juice
  • Oil: Fossil Juice
  • Acid: Anti Juice
  • Cough Medicine: Fructose Juice

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References

  1. ↑ "National Dairy Council". Missing or empty |url= (help)
  2. ↑ "USGS". USGS.gov.


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