Kotkinism
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The religious or joking belief that Michael Kotkin, the current principal at Lake Howell High School, is either a meme lord himself or the god of all mankind. The creators of this belief are relatively unknown. The practice has been believed to be started in 2019 A.D. Some believers state that Kotkin descended to his holy people in the year of our lord 2018 and announced Breakfast II, the specific date isn't known. Kotkinists choose to celebrate that date on April 20th. The Kotkinists do a yearly crusade on October 31st, Halloween, to rally around Kotkin or as some refer to him as KOT. The way some Kotkinists practice includes: Summoning Anti-KOT, singing the Alma mater, or bringing Mountain Dew Code Red to a school code red and celebrating while chanting code red.
Religious text: CODE RED. CODE RED. FOLLOW YOUR EMERGENCY RESPONSE PLAN, EMERGENCY! CODE RED. CODE RED. FOLLOW YOUR EMERGENCY RESPONSE PLAN, EMERGENCY! CODE RED. CODE RED. FOLLOW YOUR EMERGENCY RESPONSE PLAN, EMERGENCY! CODE RED. CODE RED. FOLLOW YOUR EMERGENCY RESPONSE PLAN, EMERGENCY!
RELIGIOUS OFFERINGS: Mountain Dew Code Red or your crusader sword.
Join Kotkinism now or you will suffer the Kotkinquences! That's not a threat made by the leaders of Kotkinism, it's a promise!
That's all for now silverhawks. stay:
- punctual
- respectful
- have integrity
- be dependable
- and strive for excellence!
GO SILVERHAWKS AND STAY HAWK STRONG!
References
Kot's twitter: https://twitter.com/mike_kotkin?lang=en
Kotkinism flag
The Kotkinism Flag was inspired by the silver hawk colors of Lake Howell High School to celebrate Kot. The flag was created by: Joshua Akers
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