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| Pronunciation | mal-cum |
| Born | Malcolm Allen 2001/04/24 Rolla, MO |
| Burial place | coochi |
| Monuments | Pillar |
| 🏡 Residence | Dallas |
| 🏳️ Nationality | American |
| Other names | Minecraftkids2005 |
| 🏫 Education | High School |
| 💼 Occupation | |
| Known for | pleading insane on tax evasion |
| 💰 Net worth | $167 |
| Height | 180 cm |
| 🌐 Website | https://soundcloud.com/xomalcolm |
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Malcolm Allen (born April 24, 2001) is a professional meme page, upcoming rapper, verified Pornhub member, and gamer. Malcolm started his meme career back in late 2017; he had a small growth compared to his other meme friends at the time, "zuccccccccccc, goofed.goober, and bleached.bread, who have later reached the 1 million follower mark. He continues to post memes for about 2 years before actually wanting more out of his semi-big meme page. He wanted a name for himself and was determined to do so. Malcolm lived in a small town with another meme page admin "@sadassniggawithproblems," and they came together to make Malcolm's debut song. This #1 hit song, 'tricky tractors,' started his one-hit wonder career in the rap game. Malcolm later gave up the idea of rapping and pursued an alternative way to make a name for himself on the internet. Malcolm secured a sponsorship with the sex toy company 'Fleshlight,' but later went on to lose the sponsorship for "expressing his love for one of the fleshlight girls." Malcolm then decided to start a Pornhub account, on which he is now verified. He posts videos there at random times and does not post pornographic videos. Malcolm suffers from Dissociative identity disorder (DID) and thinks that he (Malcolm) is dead and has a twin brother (Mark) who now controls his body. Malcolm can only communicate to his fans through Pornhub and anytime else the voice in his head (Mark) takes control.
Malcolm has a very strong connection to his followers on Instagram, where they worship him. Malcolm is considered a god among his following and was voted (unofficially) the best meme page on Instagram. Malcolm has weird times of the day where he posts content that is considered "horny," and people call it "horny post." It is best to mute his page during those times, as there is an AOE and horny is contagious.
Early Life
At a young age, Malcolm lived alone with his mother and sister. Malcolm spent a lot of time alone in his domain and played video games all day; his family did not like that, so they took everything from him. This didn't stop him from following his dreams, though. Malcolm was also bullied growing up for his strange looks and unproportional body shape. Malcolm was never good at sports and is not athletic. He was forced as a kid to play sports, but he would always embarrass himself. The bullying never stopped, as many anonymous haters cyberbully him on a daily basis.
Later Life
Malcolm never found true love and is now an active member in the online incel (involuntarily celibate) community. He expresses his hatred toward premarital sex online and is a god-fearing virgin. Malcolm is a verified 'edater,' and he is on various social dating sites, these websites are: gamerdating, tinder, meetme, cougar, bumble, okCupid, happn, POF, etc. Malcolm met a girl from north Florida and fell in love with this woman. She later left him stating, "sorry I did not know you were serious." This situation led Malcolm down a dark path of love, and he could not love again.
During his High School years, he has been working at a Taco Bell where he became the best drive-thru steamer in his store. Malcolm was very talented and loved his job. He was once fired from a Taco Bell for forging a fake doctor's note to get out of work. Malcolm later relocated to a different Taco Bell where he carried out the rest of his High School days. He did not want to make that a career, so he got in contact with an Air Force recruiter and is now enlisted in the United States Air Force.
