Oliver Backman
Oliver Backman (Born 4 March 2004) is a lesser known BLM activist. At a very young age, he was called a poster child for being the most healthy and mentally stable human being. As he grew up, he was known as the "Bat Buster" because of how nice he was to elderly people. He was born facing north, thus being his favorite direction, and commonly refers to Harold Garica as his left arm. He was a child soccer prodigy, scoring 40 points a game. He is well known for his game style, even getting the style named after him: "Dogin Kids". When he was 9, he had a heartbreaking breakup with his girlfriend Macy. They had been dating for over two months. She was the love of his life, and she cut it off when she met Jeffry, the third grade chad, which sent Oliver into a spiraling depression for 2 days. He rapidly gained weight over the next 48 hours, totaling 50 pounds by the end of the 2 days. From then on, he promised himself he was going to go out and buy a safe and keep it for the rest of his life. At the young age of 12, his father of 12 years passed away due to a fatal pie-eating contest accident. He is petrified of pies to this day. If he sees one, he screams as loud as he can, then he turns on the song "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. At the age of 15, he traveled to London with his school and met a few celebrities who had all heard of how good he was to the elderly when he was young. He strives to be a better human and a very cool man. He is still the healthiest and non-overweight man alive to this day.
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