Owan Kelly
== Script error: No such module "AfC submission catcheck".Owan Kelly == Owan (John Steven) Kelly, Born January, 19, 1998. He was born in Victoria, British Columbia (Canada). Some Doctor's swear he walked out of his mother's womb on the day he was born and cut his own umbilical cord (Many believe the driving force behind his desire to practice in the field of Medicine). At the age of 1 while other children were trying to walk, Owan was trying to train and run his first (1s) marathon. At the age of 5, Owan showed promising skill in the field of Diplomatics and was already preparing his campaign to run for the 2004 Canadian elections. Sadly, he was disqualified due to him still not being potty trained and the Liberal Party of Canada believing this would be an issue. At the age of 9, Owan learned of the 21 year old Usain Bolt who was training to be the fastest man in the world. Both Owan and Usain would meet for the Beijing Olympics in 2008, Owan would have a catastrophic fall (Some say tripped by Usain for being in 1st place) just 3 metres short of the finish line which Owan would not be qualified for. In 2009, after Owan finished his rehab for the injuries he sustained from the Qualifying race, he partook in a small Tech Company in Silicon Valley named "Uber". Owan released a statement the day after "Uber" went live, he stated "I wanted to help create an alternative for Taxi Cab's in North America... I believe the system is flawed and we need to create a competitive option to create a healthy ecosystem for the service of transportation here in our own backyard." After Owan's major success with Uber he decided to diverge once again and start voice acting. He was most notable for his Voice of Arlo in the Pixar movie "The Good Dinosaur", however the reviews and critics of the movie forced Owan out of the voice acting business and into something even better. Owan in 2015 decided to become a back-up dancer for his favourite artist Ed Sheeran, however after a disappointing testing concert in Sydney, Australia. The manager of Mr. Sheeran decided his music was best to not have dancers enact his famous songs such as "Thinking Out Loud" and "Photograph". Subsequently Owan's paused dancing career he was accepted into Harvard and became the first student to study in "How to be an Infleuncer" by Kanye West, however since Kanye did not show-up to any of the classes or courses, Owan was released on a quiet and covered-up scandal where Harvard black mailed him with how much data he used through the campus's Wifi. Apparently, Owan was trying to download the entire internet to be used as backups since he believed "Double 20" (2020) would have a catastrophic ending to humanity. However, his predictions did not come to pass and he was only half-right with Covid-19 becoming a threat in 2020. Nowadays, Owan is making up wikipedia pages of himself since his name does not exist anywhere on the internet (Owan to be exact).
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