Educating The Topic: Smurfing
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Smurfs are well known across the globe. Smurfing, however, isn't so common. This is why I am here to explain today's topic, “smurfing“. I will break it up into three main parts, what is smurfing, how can you be smurfed, and what the rules are to smurfing.
WHAT IS SMURFING?:
Smurfing is the easiest way to get past the barrier that protects Smurfland, and it can only be done by a Smurf who is high in power, such as Papa Smurf, Brainie Smurf, and Crafty Smurf. This method only involves smurfs who live inside of Smurfland, the lost village in the movie, The Smurfs: The Lost Village, cannot “smurf humans” due to their lack of ability. Smurfing was a lost, but now common method that has brought “Smurfies“ (smurf fans) together! Although, if done by a regular smurf, it would have to be with Papa Smurf's permission. In order to transfer the power he would have to recite a very hidden secret spell. We do not know of what it is, but if someone does get their hands on it, it will lead to chaos.
HOW CAN YOU BE SMURFED?:
To be smurfed, a Smurf has to put their pinky finger on your nose, as shown in The Smurfs: The Lost Village, and they whisper the spell, which only can be heard by the one being smurfed, but none of the smurfed ones know of what they said as the memory gets lost. Then, the person lays down and falls into a trance. After that, they have the ability to travel between the Human Universe and the Smurf Universe. When traveling you shrink and turn blue. If an animal, like a cat, goes into Smurfland after being smurfed, (which is VERY rare), the animal will then be a smurf forever. This is how my cat, Smurf Cat, became a meme. He cannot travel between worlds anymore and he is stuck in Smurfland, this depresses me thinking about it.
WHAT ARE THE RULES TO SMURFING?:
There are very few but important rules to smurfing, and if you manage to follow them you can have safe travels to Smurfland! Rule number one, you must praise and worship the Smurf King while in Smurfland, otherwise you will be ”SMIFED“. Rule number two, you cannot threaten, kill, sniff, or suck on any smurf's toes, or you will be sacrificed to the Smurf King. Rule number THREE, you cannot break the smurf. You can break the smurf by commiting any “smurfinies“ ( Smurf felonies ) from Smurfland. If you happen to break the smurf, we do not know what happens, but they never come out alive.
In conclusion, if you happen to get smurfed, or want to get smurfed, this is the guide for you. The most important information in this information guide would be the rules. Otherwise, you have spent your time wisely and you must keep this sacred, once in a lifetime, knowledge stored inside your puny brain.
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