List of fictional books from non-print media

This is a list of fictional books from non-print media, that is, they are primarily conceived from television, movies, music, video games, and other non-print media. Fictional books appearing in books are listed in List of fictional books, while those appearing in comics, newspapers, and the like are listed in List of fictional books from periodicals.

Fictional books from TV series

Adventure Time

• Boy Stuff
• Dark Magic 101
• The Enchiridion
• Mind Games by Jay T. Doggzone

All You Need Is Cash

• A Cellarful of Goys by Leggy Mountbatten
• Out of Me Head by Ron Nasty

American Dad!

• 1001 Dishes
• An American Dad! Christmas
• American Dad! on FOX
• Anticipating Doorbells
• The Art of Witchcraft And How To Cast Spells and Look Good Doing It
• Eight Fires by Francis Mulmank
• The Erotic Reagan
• The Greatest Gatsby
• How do you do?: A Young man's guide to manners
• Hot Tub Law
• Hot Tubs Of The 1970's
• How to Furrow Your Brow
• How to Look Chastened
• How To Read With One Hand
• Jokes for Every Situation by Steve Harvey
• "Little (But Legal) Women
• Michael Bay's Guide To Sexual Harassment
• Moby Dickless
• New Thriller
• Nude From The Waist Down
• Patriot Pigeon Poops on Planned Parenthood by Stan Smith
• People who gave me bad advice in my extended fantasies
• Roger the Alien by Steve Smith
• Science ?
• Shut Your Mouth by Klaus Heisler
• Skids and the Walking Guy by James Patterson
• So You're Currently A Swinger
• So You Want To Swing with Your Son's Friend's Parents
• Targeted Killing For Beginners
• Uncle Tom's Luxurious Ski Chalet

As Time Goes By

• My Life In Kenya by Lionel Hardcastle

At Last The 1948 Show

From the "Bookshop Sketch":

• The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beccles, Volume Eight, presumably by Capt. Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet
• Biggles Combs his Hair, presumably by Captain W. E. Johns
• Christmas Karol with a K by Edmund Wells
• David Coperfield [sic] by Edmund Wells
• Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity-Surveying, author unknown
• The Gospel According to Charlie Drake, presumably by Charlie Drake
• Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells
• A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight by "an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment"
• Knickerless Nickleby by Edmund Wells
• Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds
• Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens with two k's, the well-known Dutch author
• A Sale of Two Titties by Edmund Wells
• Thirty Days In the Samarkand Desert with the Duchess of Kent by A. E. J. Elliott, O.B.E.

Battlestar Galactica (2004)

• My Triumphs, My Mistakes by Dr. Gaius Baltar
• Murder on Picon mystery novel
• Untitled Political Biography by Tom Zarek, 1st mentioned in ep. "Bastille Day"
• Blood Runs at Midnight mystery novel in ep. "A Day in the Life"
• Love and Bullets in ep. "The Ties That Bind"
• Searider Falcon called 'a classic' in ep. Escape Velocity
• A Poet's Dream a collection of Kataris' poems in ep. "Final Cut"

The Big Bang Theory

• Aayyyy, I'm an Actor by Henry Winkler, the actor who played Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli on Happy Days
• The Disappointing Child by Dr. Beverly Hofstadter
• Needy Baby, Greedy Baby by Dr. Beverly Hofstadter
• Stu the Cockatoo is New at the Zoo by Sarah Carpenter, used by Sheldon Cooper as a guide to create a flowchart for making friends
• The Tall Man From Cornwall by E.M. Snickering, mentioned and quoted from by Sheldon Cooper
• "The Princess and the Monkey" - supposedly an Indian folktale, it doesn't actually exist though parts of it do reflect the Ramaythe. The princess Sheldon names from it, Panchali, is not even a name but the title of an actual princess.

The Bionic Woman (original series)

• Ghost Hunting by Emil Laslo
• The Real West by Marcus Carter

Black Books

• Blue Sands by Tom Culligan
• The History of Screaming by Edvard Munch
• Mugumbi Dream Time by Jason Hamilton
• Tempocalypse
• Thick as Thieves by Danny Spudge

Blackadder The Third

• Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins

Blade: The Series

• Eternal Darkness: Avoiding the Light by Professor Melvin Caylo
• History of the Hotel Matadora, from episode "The Evil Within"
• Spontaneous Combustion: Myth and Fact by Professor Melvin Caylo

Bojack Horseman

• 101 Butt Jokes
• One Trick Pony by Diane Nguyen
• Secretariat: A Life by Diane Nguyen
• Suffragette City by Jim Shelby
• The Swamp Monsters of Malibu

Bones

• Robot Eyes by Jared Addison

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

• The Black Chronicles
• Blood Rites and Sacrifices
• The Book of Aurelius
• Bristow's Demon Index
• Exploring Demon Dimensions
• Guttenberg Demonography
• Hebron's Almanac
• Hell's Offspring
• Hume's Paranormal Encyclopedia
• Merenshtadt Text
• The Pagan Rites
• The Pergamum Codex by Aurelius
• Sir Robert Kane's Twilight Compendium
• The Tiberius Manifesto
• Vampyr
• Witches: Historic Roots to Modern Practice

Californication

• Fucking & Punching by Hank Moody
• God Hates Us All by Hank Moody
• Lew Ashby, A Biography by Hank Moody
• Seasons in the Abyss by Hank Moody
• South of Heaven by Hank Moody

Castle

• At Dusk We Die by Richard Castle
• Bullets and Bracelets by Richard Castle
• A Calm Before The Storm by Richard Castle
• Dead Man's Chest by Richard Castle
• Deadly Storm by Richard Castle
• Death of a Prom Queen by Richard Castle
• Driving Storm by Richard Castle
• Flowers For Your Grave by Richard Castle
• Gathering Storm by Richard Castle
• Hell Hath No Fury by Richard Castle
• In a Hail of Bullets by Richard Castle
• Kissed and Killed by Richard Castle
• One Bullet, One Heart by Richard Castle
• A Rose for Everafter by Richard Castle
• A Skull at Springtime by Richard Castle
• Storm Approaching by Richard Castle
• Storm Fall by Richard Castle
• Storm Rising by Richard Castle
• Storm Season by Richard Castle
• Storm Warning by Richard Castle
• Storm's Break by Richard Castle
• Storm's Last Stand by Richard Castle
• Unholy Storm by Richard Castle
• When It Comes to Slaughter by Richard Castle

The Cleveland Show

• The Berenstain Bears Forgive a Hit-and-Run Driver
• The Complete Works of Tyler Perry
• Eating your Honey
• Mein Balloon Animal by A. Hitler

The Colbert Report

• Angels & Demons and Whatever The Hell This is by Dan Brown
• Goodnight Forever Moon
• The Pitcher in the Oat by J.D. Stephenger
• Sodomizing Coolidge by Bill O'Reilly
• Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure
• Where the Wild Things Hide Their Assets by Maurice Sendak
• Where the Wild Things Were by Maurice Sendak

Conan

• 101 Things Mike Pence Considers Adultery
• 20 Feet From dumdum by Andy Richter
• 50 Shades of Gary
• A-hole Ghosts
• Abra Ca-Stabra!
• American Girl Dolls Turing The Tables
• Are You My Dad, Senator Ted Cruz by Corey Feldman
• Award Show Seat Fillers Who Can't Hide Their Reaction To Celebrities Farting
• Baby I Can Explain by Bill Clinton
• Baby Possums Giving You Bad News
• Bad Asses in Balloons
• Bad Places For Truck Nuts
• Bald Icons with Toupées
• The Best Places to Visit in Florida
• The Best Roadkill Roads
• Betsy DeVos Identifies Common School Supplies
• The Big Book of Animals Licking Themselves
• The Big Book of Black
• The Big Book of Joey
• The Big Book of People Who Never Found Waldo
• The Big Book of the Top 100 2016 Republican Candidates
• Boltin' with Bolton by John Bolton
• Bulkin' with Bolton by John Bolton
• Moltin' with Bolton by John Bolton
• The Burgers of Wahl: Beef Quest by Mark R. R. Wahlberg
• The Burgers of Wahl: Mustard Storm by Mark R. R. Wahlberg
• The Burgers of Wahl: Triumph of the Pickle by Mark R. R. Wahlberg
• Butterflies That Sold Out
• Careful of the Coz!
• Carelessly Discarded Bird Scooters
• Cartoon Villains Who Just Got Laid
• Celebrities Doing Handstands in Pools
• Close Sandwich Far Away Horse
• Cock Block Rooster
• Conan's Worst Selling Accordion Albums
• The Complete Encyclopedia of Male Irish Porn Stars
• D Is For Diabetes
• Dad's of One Direction Fans reacting to Zane's Departure
• Danny Trejo Rates Letters
• Dog Daydreams
• Dogs With Terrible Poker Faces
• Dogs Who Can't Believe You Just Made A Homophobic Slur
• Dogs Who Just Walked In On Their Owners Masturbating
• Dogs Who Know You're Having an Affair
• Donald Trump's Mouth as Other Things
• Earthworms Making Small Talk
• Eating Out Down South by Michael Douglas
• Flightless Birds Arranging a Flight
• Forefathers in Footed Pajamas
• Forgotten Presidential Scandals
• Fox News Anchor or Porn Star?
• Guys You Just Know Have Clammy Hands
• History's Monsters Trying to Soften Their Image By Putting a Dish of Hard Candy on Their Desk
• How to Hit a Guy Coming Out of Whole Foods with a Bag of Vegetables.
• If 10 Year Old Boys Named Chain Restaurants
• Inflatable Sex Dolls Who Got Out Of The Life
• Is Ricky Goin #2?
• Is this your Card?
• Jean Claude Van Damp
• The Kermit Sutra
• Kids Who Had Too Much Coffee
• Last Minute Halloween Costume
• Last Place In The World We Wanna See A Clown
• Love Hammer by Chris Parnell
• Mall Santa's Without Breads
• Manga With Pinkeye
• Mannequin Dick Pics
• Michael Douglas Munching On Actual Boxes
• Middle East Peace for Dummies
• Mitch McConnell Having Fun
• Moments Later: They Were Electrocuted
• Mr. Potato Head Transitioning
• Muppets, I'll do by Mickey Rourke
• My Lectern My Prison by Andy Richter
• New Zealand With The Lens Cap Still On
• Nick Nack This Gives Whack Give The Freak Bone by John Mulaney
• Ordinary Everyday Objects Wondering If They Are Going To Go Up Peoples Butts
• Parked Cars Who are Assholes
• People with Face Tattoos Who Would Never Get Face Tattoos
• People Who Don't Know Why The F*** You're Asking Them If They Caught Last Night's Downton Abbey
• People Who Missed the Rapture Because They Were Watching Netflix
• Pervs Pointing At Non-Sexual Holes, Thus Making Them Kind Of Sexual
• Pets Being Walked That Don't Know They are Being Taken Back to the Pound
• Phil'er up: The Doctor Phil Story
• Pirates With Solider Accessories Other Than Parrots
• Poorly Placed Pools
• Product Placement In Old Movies
• Regrettable Tramp Stamps
• Reincarnated Muppets
• Road Nibbles
• Rock Dogs!
• Satan's Favorite Photos of Mike Huckabee Playing Guitar
• Sean Spicer Denying There is Water in the Room
• Secret Siblings
• Self-Parking Cars That Are Assholes
• Senator Mitch McConnell Doing Turtle Stuff
• Shockingly Candid Fortune Cookies
• Shopping Malls Santas Without The Beards Or Santa OutFits
• Shy Stallone
• Smug Guys Who Have No Idea They Are About To Be Crushed By Boulders
• Some Fish Who Might Want A Word With You
• Spike Lee Being Distracted by Lollipops
• Star Wars Prom Photos
• Steven Seagal Getting His Ponytail Caught In Things
• Still Milking It by William Shatner
• Stoned Horses
• Stuff Built Out Of Legos by Dumb Kids
• Thanks Ebola!
• Things Built with Legos by Dumb Kids
• Things More Interesting Than Mike Pence
• This Summers Worst Vacation Spots
• Inconveniencing Moose Disguises
• Unsaintly St. Bernard's
• Unsatisfying Virtual Reality Experiences
• Way Too High Chairs
• What's With the Pineapple?
• Where's Waldo's Black Cousin Courtney
• White People Ruining Things You Love
• White People Who Could Not Pass Themselves Off As Black
• Why Was That at Their Graveside?
• Why Would Shaw Endorse That?
• Wolf Blitzer's Hall of Butts
• Y'all Ready For Diss???
• You Might Want To Rethink Those Knuckle Tattoos by That Guy
• Your Coworkers After They Heard You Were Fired

The Daily Show

• Becoming Bolton by John Bolton
• Boy Were We Wrong
• Buy My Book: A Book I Want You to Buy by Trevor Noah
• Donald Trump: Something's Wrong With His Hair by Omarosa Manigault
• Don't Buy Maurice R. Greenberg's Stupid F#@ing Book (Because It's Going to Be Terrible) by Jon Stewart
• Everyone Poops 2
• Fifty Shades of Wrong
• The Five People You Meet in Heaven Who Knew You Were Wrong
• Killing Big Bird by Bill O'Reilly
• Killing Colbert by Bill O'Reilly
• Kosta's Rasta Pasta by Michael Kosta
• Merriam-Hodgman Dictionary by John Hodgman
• My Life As A Movie Pirate by Keith Richards
• Oh The People Who Hate You by Dr. Seuss
• Oh, the Places with Guns! by Dr. Seuss
• Oops, Based on the Novel "Wrong" by Sapphire
• The S#*t Brain Adventure
• You Might Be Eligible to Vote IF...

Death in Paradise

• The Flame Tree by Sylvie Baptiste (later revealed to have been written by her sister, Lizzie)
• The Hand You're Dealt by Eugene Sutton
• Day of Reckoning by Frank O'Toole
• The Moscow Mule by Frank O'Toole (unfinished)
• With My Little Eye by Frank O'Toole
• Paradise Mislaid by Gillian P. White (unfinished)

Doctor Who

• An Angel's Kiss: A Melody Malone Mystery by River Song (originally a fictional novel, and later written in the real world)
• Everest in Easy Stages, author unknown
• It's a Mystery! by T. Wilcox (a reference to Toyah Willcox)
• Origins of the Universe by Oolon Colluphid, from the Doctor Who serial Destiny of the Daleks, inserted by script-editor Douglas Adams as a cross-reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Summer Falls by Amelia Williams (originally a fictional novel, later written in the real world)
• The Worshipful and Ancient Law of Gallifrey from the non-broadcast Doctor Who serial Shada
• The Zen Military: A History of UNIT by Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23

• Ta Da! Finding the Now by Mark-Paul Gosselaar (ghostwritten by Vivian Dante) from the episode "A Reunion..."
• The Zen Hustler by K. Wingate, from the pilot episode

DuckTales

• The Grimoire du Merlock
• The Junior Woodchucks' Guide Book
• The Myth of the Shadow Realm
• The Scarlet Pimperbill
• Spirits of the Shadow Realm

The Fairly OddParents

• Astrophysics for Morons
• Da Rules, Fairy Godparent rule book
• The Rat in Spats, a parody of The Cat in the Hat

Family Guy

• Caddyshack, the novelization
• Curious George Goes to his Gym Teacher's Apartment
• Dogs Who Look Like Presidents
• Everybody Poops Blood
• Faster Than the Speed of Love by Brian Griffin
• Fifty Jokes for Knuckleheads
• For the Last Time, I'm Not Mr. T by Ving Rhames
• Goodnight Moon of Chernobyl
• Goodnight Town from Footloose
• The Guide to the Occult by Beverly Cleary
• The Hopeful Squirrel by David Chicago
• The Hopeful Squirrel 2 by David Chicago
• Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911!
• Horton Hears A Suicide, Japanese children's book
• Just Jared
• Lesbian Butts In 80's Jeans, coffee table book by Peter Griffin, Joe and Quagmire
• The Little Engine That Will, Or Get Great Shame, Japanese children's book
• Magic Tome
• Much Ado About Humping, erotic novel
• Nobody Poops But You, unsuccessful toilet training book, parody of Everyone Poops
• Peter and His New Friends
• Scratch-and-sniff Lindsay Lohan Goes Jogging
• The Single Girls' Guide to Happy Hour
• T and Me by George Peppard
• Throw It Away by Tricia Takanawa
• Time Life: Killers of Quahog
• Tommy Lee Goes Boating
• Wish It Want It Do It by Brian Griffin
• Wish It, Want It, You Blew It by Vinny
• You and the Guys Killed and Buried a Man by David Sedaris
• You Poop Now, Japanese children's book
• You're a Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You, Catholic toilet training book
• Peter Griffin wrote a series of erotic novels dubbed "Peterotica":
  • Angela's Asses
  • Catcher in the Eye
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick
  • The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish
  • Shaved New World
  • What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton

Fargo

• The episode "The Castle" details excerpts from The History of True Crime in the Midwest on the Massacre at Sioux Falls.
• Ennis Stussy wrote a series of novels under the name "Thaddeus Mobley":
  • The Dungeon Lurk
  • Organ Fish of Kleus-9
  • The Plague Monkeys
  • The Planet Wyh
  • A Quantum Vark
  • Space Elephants Never Forget
  • Toronto Cain: Psychic Ranger

Father Ted

• Gary Lineker's Book of Ghost Stories

The Following

• The Gothic Sea by Joe Carroll
• The Poetry of a Killer by Ryan Hardy
• The Havenport Tragedy by Carrie Cooke

Frasier

• Slow Tango in South Seattle by Thomas Jay Fallow
• Time Flies Tomorrow and the unpublished manuscript The Chameleon's Song by T.H. Houghton, an analogue for J.D. Salinger.
• Don't Change, You're Perfect, two additional self-help books, and an unpublished manuscript by Dr. Honey Snow

Futurama

• The Becktionary
  • The Rhyming Becktionary
• The Curse of the Were-car for windows 98
• Dances of the Ancient Bronx
• Great Machete Battles
• Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth by Al Gore
• Let's Go Sewers
• Old Farmers Wikipedia
• Robot's Rules of Order
• Scab Handbook
• True Stories of Courageous Animals
• What the Hell is Kwanzaa?
• WHOLE eBOOK
• Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War by Zapp Brannigan

Gravity Falls

• 1001 Yuk ‘Em Ups
• Dungeons, Dungeons, & More Dungeons: Rules vol. 1
• Journals 1, 2 and 3 by Stanford Pines
• Mabel's Scrapbook
• The Sibling Brothers in The Case of the Caper-Case Caper
• The Sibling Brothers in The Telltale Fable of the Unstable Table
• Trick or Treating Memories
• Why Am I Sweaty?
• Wolfman Bare Chest

Harvey Birdman, Attorney General

• Final Approach by Harvey Birdman
• Fright Attendant by Harvey Birdman
• A Mater of Wife and Death by Harvey Birdman
• Violent, Deadly People by Harvey Birdman
• Full, Upright And Dead by Harvey Birdman
• Hit Or Missile by Harvey Birdman
• Cross Death And All Fall by Harvey Birdman
• Terror On The Tarmac by Harvey Birdman
• Peanuts, Pretzels, Or Death by Harvey Birdman
• Scare Pocket by Harvey Birdman
• Approved For Bump Off by Harvey Birdman
• One Personal Item by Harvey Birdman
• Dial MTA For Murder by Harvey Birdman
• Overheadless Compartment by Harvey Birdman
• Cleared For Stabbing by Harvey Birdman
• Ice Or No Ice by Harvey Birdman
• Fright Train by Harvey Birdman
• Full Scream Ahead by Harvey Birdman
• Die Priority by Harvey Birdman
• Connecting Fright by Harvey Birdman
• Frequent Dier by Harvey Birdman
• The Slayover by Harvey Birdman
• The Terminal Station by Harvey Birdman
• Fright Plan by Harvey Birdman
• Greyhound Of The Baskervilles by Harvey Birdman
• Exit To The Fear by Harvey Birdman
• United States of Amnesia by Phil Ken Sebben
• Violent, Deadly Peep Hole by Harvey Birdman

Hey Arnold!

• Fabled Diseases of Old Long Since Debunked by Modern Science
• Little House by the Dairy by Agatha Caulfield
• The Weird-Headed Boy and the Mean Old Witch by Agatha Caulfield

How I Met Your Mother

• Enigmas of the Mystical, from episode "Tailgate"; a parody of the Time-Life Books "Mysteries of the Unknown" series
• Life Among the Gorillas by Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez
• Of Course You're Still Single, Take a Look at Yourself, You Dumb Slut by Anita Appleby

I Love Lucy

• Blood Curdling Indian Tales
• The Mockingbird Murder Mystery

iCarly

• Bigfoot: True or Real?
• The Jonas Book of World Records

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

• BS, I Love You by Sarah Huckabee Sanders
• The Devil Wears MAGA by Melania Trump
• Eat Stay Sit
• Game of Bones by George R. R. Martin
• Goodnight Ben
• Goodnight Un
• Haley's Vomit: My Time with Trump
• The Very Hungry Caterpillar and A Million Others
• JKL YellowPages
• Killing Time at Home by Bill O'Reilly
• Maid Fucker by Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Met with Fire and Fury by Kim Jong-un
• Mommy Can You Hear Me? by Mike Pence
• Moby Stick
• Oh The Places You'll Never Go by Dr. Seuss
• Orally Unfit by Stormy Daniels
• Paint by Numbers by Eric Trump
• The Seacrest of My Life by Jimmy Kimmel
• Uncle Frank's New Dictionary

Johnny Bravo

• Never Ever EVER Hit a TV Star by Johnny Bravo
• Ringo on Ringo by Squint Ringo

The Kids in the Hall

• Boo! by Donald Dane
• Hey, There's a Spider on Your Back! by Donald Dane
• There's a Spider on Your Shoulder

King of the Hill

• A Dinner of Onions by Nora Harmony Wallace
• The Dust Gatherers
• How to Blow Stuff Up
• The Loveliness of Woman
• The Male Sex Organ
• Organic Gardening for Morons

Late Show with David Letterman

• America's Favorite Tire Center Waiting Rooms by B. F. Goodrich
• The Brothers Kangaroo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
• Card Tricks for Guys with Little Else to Offer
• The Count of Monkey Pesto by Alexandre Dumas
• Downton Rabbi by Julian Fellowes
• For The Last Time I'm Not Bill Paxton by Bill Pullman
• The Great Fatso by F. Scott Fitzgerald
• I Met Some Foreigners - Now I'm Ready to Be President by Chris Christie
• I Wrote This Book So I Don't Get Fined by Marshawn Lynch
• The Kevin James Bible
• Notable Bounce Castles of Europe by Fiona MacGrubin
• Radio Shack Cookbook: How To Make Delicious Dishes With Discount Electronics
• What's in Bill O'Reilly's Pouch? by Syd Chelsea

Law & Order: Criminal Intent

• Blood Magnolias (Lord Fantomas series, book 2) by Carlotta Francis, from episode "Collective"
• Darkness Takes A Daughter (Lord Fantomas series, book 1) by Carlotta Francis, from episode "Collective"
• Fearsome Gods by Malcolm Bryce (on living with a South American tribe), from episode "Graansha"
• The Ripper's Mask (Lord Fantomas series, book 3) by Carlotta Francis, from episode "Collective"

Leave it to Beaver

• How I Became a Millionaire in 12 Months by Oscar Zimmer, from episode "Ward's Millions"
• Red River Sam in Hawaii from episode "Ward's Millions"

MAD

• Acting for Demis by Demi Lovato
• The Go-Thin Diet by Gollum
• How to Math
• Macho Manual
• Rancor For Dummies
• Telephone for Demis by Demi Lovato
• Writing for Demis by Demi Lovato

MADtv

• After Elizabeth Was Brought Home by Ed and Lois Smart
• Break in the Ice
• Elizabeth's Favorite Taco Recipes by Ed and Lois Smart
• Gone With the Wind My Ass by Nautica Brown
• Judging For Dummies
• Miracle Cures by Robin Kirkley
• Sex Horse by Dan Oster
• Shakespeare for Complete Idiots
• The Ultimate Guide to the Female Orgasm
• Unbridled Passion by Dan Oster
• Wild Mustang by Dan Oster

Married... with Children

• Baseball for Blondes
• Football for Blondes
• Kids - You're Bigger Than They Are
• Sports With Balls
• Sports Without Balls

M*A*S*H

• The Rooster Crowed at Midnight

Monty Python

• The Boy's Book of Boys ("will not suit all tastes")
• The Hackenthorpe Book of Lies by Ron Hackenthorpe, Derek Hackenthorpe, Jeff "The Nozz" Hackenthorpe and Luigi V. Hackenthorpe (in four handsomely bound volumes)
• Hello, Pianist, a pamphlet about Peter Illych Tchaikovsky by the BBC
• Hello, Sailor by humanist lecturer Dr. Tom Jack
• My God by theologian Monsignor Edward Gay
• The Oxfod [sic] Simplified Dictionary
• The Problems of Kierkegaard, by Dr. Tom Jack

In "The Wrestling Epilogue" (from Episode 2: "Sex and Violence"):

• Hello Sailor by Dr Tom Jack; later, Eric Idle published a real novel with this title
• My God by Monsignor Edward Gay (who is referred to as an "author of a number of books about belief")

In the "Bookshop Sketch" (from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album):

• 101 Ways to Start a Fight by "An Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment"
• The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig Amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beccles (Vol. VIII)
• Biggles Combs his Hair
• Carnaby Fudge by Darles Chickens
• David Coperfield by Edmund Wells (distinguished from David Copperfield as it only has one p)
• Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying
• Farnaby Sludge by Miles Pickens
• The Gospel According to Charlie Drake
• Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells (distinguished from Great Expectations)
• Khristmas Karol by Edmund Wells (distinguished from A Christmas Carol)
• Knickerless Knickleby by Edmund Wells (distinguished from Nicholas Nickleby)
• Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens, the well-known Dutch author (distinguished from Barnaby Rudge)
• A Sale of Two Titties by Edmund Wells (distinguished from A Tale of Two Cities)
• Stickwick Stapers by Files Wickensq ("with four 'n's and a silent q")
• Thirty Days in the Samarkand Desert With the Duchess of Kent by A.E.J. Elliott, OBE

Murder, She Wrote

By J.B. Fletcher:

• All the Murderers
• Ashes, Ashes, Fall Down Dead
• The Belgrade Murders
• Calvin Canterbury's Revenge
• A Case of a Half of Murder
• The Corpse at Vespers
• The Corpse Danced at Midnight
• The Corpse Swam by Moonlight
• The Corpse That Wasn't There
• The Crypt of Death
• The Dead Man Sang
• The Dead Must Sing
• Dirge for a Dead Dachshund
• Endangered
• A Faded Rose Beside Her
• Good-bye, Charlie
• The Killer Called Collect
• A Killing at Hastings Rock
• The Launch Pad Murders
• Lover's Revenge
• The Messengers of Midnight
• Murder at the Asylum
• Murder at the Digs
• Murder at the Inn
• Murder at the Ridge Top
• Murder Comes to Maine
• Murder in a Minor Key
• Murder in White
• Murder on the Amazon
• The Mystery of the Mutilated Minion
• The Poison in My Heart
• Runway to Murder
• Sanitarium of Death
• The Stain on the Stairs
• Stone Cold Dead
• The Triple Crown Murders
• The Umbrella Murders
• The Uncaught
• The Venomous Valentine
• Yours Truly, Damian Sinclair

New Girl

• Z is for Zombie by Nick Miller
• The Pepperwood Chronicles by Nick Miller

Newhart

• The Complete History of the Universe by Donald Boom
• Up the Amazon by Colonel Lloyd Menninger

By Dick Loudon:

• 101 Uses For Garden Hoses
• Anything Can Be a Lamp Base
• How to Make Your Dream Bathroom
• Let's Build a Barbecue
• Murder at the Stratley
• Pillow Talk (with Joanna Loudon)
• Shelf Help
• You Too Can Carve

NCIS

• Celebrity PI by S. E. Eckhart, from episode "Blackwater"
• Deep Six by Timothy McGee

Orange Is the New Black

• The Time Hump Chronicles, erotic sci-fi by Suzanne Warren from Season 3

Power Rangers Operation Overdrive

• The Baron's Betrayal
• Theory of Advanced Physics

Pushing Daisies

• How to Make Your Own Pop-up Book: Step by Step Instructions Anyone Can Follow! by Chas Spielman, from episode "Smell of Success"
• Li'l Gumshoe (unpublished), a pop-up book by Emerson Cod
• The Magic Book of Magic by The Great Herrman
• The New Patriots Pop-up Book: A Three-Dimensional Instructional Telling You Everything You Need to Know about Building Bombs of all Shapes and Sizes by Chas Spielman, from episode "Smell of Success"
• The Pop-up Book of Sports Related Deaths by Chas Spielman, from episode "Smell of Success"
• Pop-up Pin-up by Chas Spielman, from episode "Smell of Success"
• The Smell of Success by Napoleon LeNez, from episode "Smell of Success"

Red Dwarf

• Necrobics - Hologrammatic Exercises For The Dead
• Pop-up Kama-Sutra: Zero-Gravity Edition

Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld

• Athletics and Their Careers by Greg Gutfeld
• Cheat Right by Sherrod Small
• Fly Fishing for Beginners by Ann Coulter
• The Friendly Man in the White Panel Van by Greg Gutfeld
• Her Waves Make Waves by Joanne Nosuchinsky
• How Do I Know I Huff Paint All The Time by Rick Folbaum
• How I Balance My Career, Family and Addiction to Window Cleaner by Patti Ann Browne
• How to Fix America by Lauren Sivan
• How to Fix the Economy by Ann Coulter
• How to Party While Your Already Partying by Andrew W. K.
• I Eat People by Ann Coulter
• I Haven't Paid For A Thing In My Life by Bonnie McFarlane
• I Miss The Crank by Patti Ann Browne
• I Never Paid For Anything, You Jerks by Diane Macedo
• I Only Eat Kittens by Dana Perino
• I Strangle the Homeless by Sandra Smith
• I Tickled Them With My Mustache Until They Said Yes by John R. Bolton
• It's Better Than Your Lonely Boring Life, You Dumb Loser by Mike Baker
• Jasper the Well-Read Dog by Dana Perino
• Keep It Down or You'll Make a Frown by Andy Levy
• Me Like Cereal, Video Games, and Pee Pee Pants by Michael Ian Black
• Mommie On Meth The Jill Dobson story by Jill Dobson
• My Back Brace and Me by Joanne Nosuchinsky
• Problematic by Andy Levy
• A Puppy A Day by Harris Faulkner
• Shoot Them In The Face by Kristen Haglund
• Stop by Jim Norton
• Take Your Kids to the Strip Club by Sherrod Small
• They Call Me The Firebug by Dana Perino
• Things I Learned in The White House by Dana Perino
• Ugly People Are The Meat Homely People Are The Potatoes by Jill Dobson
• We Have A White Devil Problem by Sherrod Small
• Without Me You Are All Nothing by Lori Rothman
• The World Would Be Right If There Was No White by Sherrod Small
• You Better Be Rich Because Your Face Makes Me Vomit From My Eye Sockets by Lauren Sivan
• You Must Be This White to Ride by Jedediah Bila

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

• Complete Compendium of Escape Rituals
• How to Avoid Tripping & Other Balance Tips
• Periodically Nerdy

The Sarah Jane Adventures

• The History of Ashen Hill Manor by an unknown author
• UNIT: Fighting for Humankind by Sarah Jane Smith
• Wraith World by Gregory P. Wilkinson

Saturday Night Live

• Ass for Cash by Velvet Jones
• Daddy's Little Whore: A Damn Shame by Barbara Birmingham
• Harry Potter and the Cursed Blankets
• Harry Potter and the End of Trees by JK Rowling
• How to Be a Ho by Velvet Jones
• How to Be an Instagram Ho by Velvet Jones
• How to be the #1 Babysitter by R. Kelly
• How to Dance Like a Ho by Velvet Jones
• I Wanna Be A Ho by Velvet Jones
• I Wanna Drive a Pink Cadillac, Wear Diamond Rings and Kick Women In The Butt by Velvet Jones
• Keep it in the Family by The Invest Twins
• The Killer Behind You
• Mein Boyfriend by Adolf Hitler
• Mrss Claus and the Christmas Fest
• My Big Thick Novel by Jack Handey
• The Pictures A Little Fuzz by Danny Bangs
• The Realm by Jedediah Purdy
• Rock Paper Scissoring Volume I by LeJean Noween
• Rock Paper Scissoring Volume II by LeJean Noween
• Rock Paper Scissoring Volume IV by LeJean Noween
• "True Tales From The Sea
• Women Good, Men Bad, a 1980s pop-psychology book

Seinfeld

• Astonishing Tales of the Sea
• The Big Game by Donald O'Brien
• A Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables by Cosmo Kramer
• Fair Game by Alton Benes
• Let's Go the Budget Guide to Tunisia 1997
• Venetian Blinds by Art Vandalay (a fictional book even in-universe, merely made up by George)

The Simpsons

• 1,000,000 KenKen Puzzles
• 1001 Bland Names for Girls
• 5th Grade Math
• The 10 Do's and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety
• 1989: The Year of Armageddon
• 2z = -64
• The 60ft. Baby by Burns' Lawyer
• The 7 Habits of Highly Effective TV Watchers
• A Father's Watch by Homer J. Simpson
• "A" is for Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
• Advanced Marketing
• Advanced Plastic Surgery
• Al Roker on Poker by Al Roker
• Already-Solved Crossword Puzzles
• Am I Disabled?
• Angelica Button and the Chalice of Consequence by T. R. Francis
• Angelica Button and the Deadly Denouement by T. R. Francis
• Angelica Button and the Dragon King's Trundle Bed by T. R. Francis
• Angelica Button and the Ending Where She Dies But Doesn't by T. R. Francis
• Angelica Button and the Half-blood Pudding by T. R. Francis
• Angelica Button and the Infinite Armoire by T. R. Francis
• Angelica Button and the Marmalade of Destiny by T. R. Francis
• Angelica Button and the Mystery of Secrets by T. R. Francis
• Angelica Button and the Scone of Destiny by T. R. Francis
• Angelica Button and the Teacup of Terror by T. R. Francis
• Animation Legal Precedents
• Anyone Can Be a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
• Astonishing Prices Comic Book Price Guide
• Awesome Possum Recipes
• Baby's First Pop-Up Book
• Baby Pictures (Dire Predictions for the Future)
• The BabySitter Twins: The President's Baby is Missing
• The BabySitter Twins: The Formula Formula
• Backdoors to Citizenship, nonfiction
• Ballet
• The B.A.R.N.E.Y. Protocol: A John Homer Mystery
• Bart's Birthday Book
• Be Your Own Dentist
• Beginning Marketing
• The Berry-Stained Bears Make S'mores
• The Berrystained Bears Stick Together
• The Bible For The Slow
• The Bible for Wise-Asses
• The Big Book of British Smiles, photo book
• Bordello Repair Vol. I
• Bork on Sex
• Caring for Crystals
• The Car-Sellers Bible
• Catholic School Punishment Guidelines
• The Cereal is the Prize
• Cheera Sutra
• Chicken Soup for the Loser
• Chicks with Cliques
• A Child's Garden of Cons by Grampa Simpson, under the pseudonym Grifty McGrift
• Childhood Memories
• Christian Story Structure, by Izzy Goldberg
• The Chronicles of Equalia by Lisa Simpson and Juliet Hobbes
• The Clue in the Clock, controversial Nancy Drew book
• Copyright Law 1918-1923
• Crazy Things Old Ladies Say
• Curious George and the Ebola Virus, a children's book
• Daddy and Me
• The Daily of Nathan Little
• Disney's Pyramus and Thisbe
• Doorways of Cheerleaders' Homes
• Drink Your Own Blood and Save
• The Drinking Fountainhead
• Drinking Games for Advanced Alcoholics
• Dr. Marvin Monroe's Guide to Etiquette
• Duff Book of World Records
• Dying For Dummies
• Earth's Greatest Landmarks
• Ed McMahon's Star Searcher
• El Scoundrel Esme Delacroix
• Encyclopedia of Mothers' Fears
• The End is Near: 50th Anniversary Edition
• A Farewell to Arm by Herman Hermann
• Fifty Shades of Yay
• Find Waldo Yet Again, a Where's Waldo book
• Florida on $10 Million Dollars a Day
• Fold Yourself Rich
• Forgotten Lore
• From Heck
• From Loser to User by Dr. Kissingher
• Give Up Trying
• Great Speeches by A. Hitler
• Goodnight Cocoon
• Happiness Is a Naked Steve Allen
• The Hardy Borgs
• The Hardy Boys: The Mystery of the Odd-Shaped Rock
• The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson
• The Harpooned Heart 2: Thunder Down Under by Marge Simpson
• Heaven is Real
• The Heaven Lovers' Club
• Hippie-English Dictionary
• Homer, I Hardly Knew Me by Homer Simpson (autobiography)
• How to Cook for Forty Humans, cookbook
• How To Crush Your Friends At Cards
• How to Get Rich Writing Cartoons by John Swartzwelder
• How to Loot Brazil
• How to Lose Friends and Unimagine People
• How to Lose Friends and Piss Off Israel
• How to Make Love to Steve Allen
• How to Pay for College
• How To Read A Book in Bed
• How To Relax On A Tropical Island
• How to Seduce Your Lousy, Lazy Husband
• How to Talk So Cheerleaders Will Listen
• How to Talk to a Drunk Father
• How to Tunnel out of Prison
• I Am Also Scotty by Leonard Nimoy (a fictitious follow-up to his two real books I Am Not Spock and I Am Spock)
• i, Bully by Nelson Muntz
• I Didn't Do It!: The Bart Simpson Story
• I'm Not Even Dead Yet by John Irving
• I'm Still Fired by Bill O'Reilly
• I, Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
• Infant CPR
• Internet For Dummies, Remedial Edition
• Introduction To Rests
• The Inventions of Thomas Jefferson
• Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel by Norman Mailer
• It's Cool To Cry
• The Ironic Tales of the Kwik-E Mart
• Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel by Norman Mailer
• The Japanese Warrior Monks' Guide to Tidying Up
• Jigsaw Puzzles With One Piece Missing
• The Journal of Milford Van Houten
• Journey to the Center of Steve Allen
• The Joy of Cooking Milhouse
• The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen
• The Joy of Sax
• The Joy of the Status Quo
• Just Physics
• Just Stop Trying
• The Kansas City Royals: Forever Champions
• Kevin James and The Giant Peach
• Killing A Good Thing by Bill O'Reilly
• Killing Hannity by Bill O'Reilly
• King of Queens and Full House: Not the Crappy TV Shows
• Kosher Erotic Cakes
• The Land of the Wild Beasts by Milton Burkhart
• Let's Go Get Revenge... Iceland
• Let's Go Home
• Let's Hate: Boston
• Lets Not Go London
• Life Beyond Wife by Professor Stein
• Life In These 38 States
• Life of Eddie Cantor
• Lisa Is Stupid
• Lisa's Pearl's
• Little Book of Big Bombs
• Loony Laws, Silly Statutes and Wacky War Crimes
• Love in the Time of Coloring Books
• Love in the Time of Scurvy
• Mabel's Table: A Cookbook by Mabel Simpson
• Magnificent Bastard: The Lives and Loves of Hans Moleman by Chip Davis
• Man Killing Snakes in the Amazon
• Mapplethorpe, photo book
• Married Alive: A Wife-Saving Guide (season 17, Episode 22 9:45)
• Masters of Chess
• Megatronics: The 48 Tips to Corporate Success by Stark Richdale
• Mild Manners
• Model U.N. Charter
• Montgomery Warden
• Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, audio book, read by Paul Harvey
• The Murderer Did It by Lenny Leonard
• The Myth of the Imperfect Child by Clarity Hoffman Roth
• My Troubled Mind by Moe Szyslak
• Nagging Your Way To Ecstasy
• Nancy Drew and the Case of the Missing Books Sales
• Nate Silver Can't Add
• The New Big Book of Cheaters
• The New Our Caddies Ourselves A Book by and For Golfers
• Normal Childhood Behavior
• Olympic Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
• Only Turkeys Have Left Wings by Birch Barlow
• Overcome Childhood Fears A Ten Week Program
• Owning Your Okayness, self-help by Brad Goodman
• Paris On $1000 A Day
• Pat Summerall's Smut Yuks
• Postcards from the Hedge by Groundskeeper Willie
• Prank Planner
• The Pre-Teen Braves Handbook: Foreword by Larry Storch
• Pretending to Like Football by Mrs. John Madden
• Prenup Law
• The Princess in the Garden
• Public Nudity: Codes and Statutes
• Public School Punishment Guidelines
• Rapture for Dummies
• Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future by Al Gore
• Red Moon
• Restored Precious Memories
• Retrospecticus
• Return to Scoundrel Island by Esme Delacroix
• Ripping off the Danish Healthcare System
• The Rug Less Vacuumed
• The Rungs of Ruthlessness by Montgomery Burns
• Sally Circle in Rectangu-Land
• Sam's Pearl's
• The Sands of Space by Jeremiah Hargrove
• Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow by Al Gore
• Schrödinger's Bat
• Scoundrel for the Prosecution by Esme Delacroix
• Scoundrel Goes West by Esme Delacroix
• A Scoundrel In Araby by Esme Delacroix
• Scoundrel In Scarlett by Esme Delacroix
• Scoundrel Is It You? by Esme Delacroix
• Scoundrel Redux by Esme Delacroix
• Scoundrel vs. Hitler by Esme Delacroix
• The Secret of the Milk Can Escape presented to Harvey Raymondo by Harry Houdini
• The Secret of Scoundrel Cove by Esme Delacroix
• Senator Scoundrel, Scoundrel Comes Calling by Esme Delacroix
• The Simpsons
• Smiles of Ireland
• Smiling is for Suckers by Lisa Simpson
• Someone's In The Kitchen With Jesus by Rev. Timothy Lovejoy
• Springfield Bell
• The Springfield Journal of Cardiology
• Springfield Telephone Directory
• The Story About The Mighty Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
• The Super Fan's Unofficial Guide to Thicker than Waters
• Super Hounds: The Ultimate Greyhound Betting System
• Tanks of the Third Reich
• The Ten Habits of Highly Successful Criminals by Snake
• Ten Trite Tales by Agatha Christie
• There's a Rainbow in My Basement by Moe Szyslak
• Thin by Third Grade
• The Time Life Carpenter's Library
  • Volume 1: The Basics
  • Volume 2: Working With Wood
  • Volume 3: Cabinets and Cupboards
  • Volume 4: Tables and Chairs
  • Volume 5: Decking and Roofing
  • Volume 6: Finish Carpentry
  • Volume 7: Floorboards and Nightstands
  • Volume 8: More Projects
• To Hug a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
• To Kiss a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
• Tome by Gore Vidal
• The Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy
• The Truth About Whacking Day by Bob Woodward
• Two Scoops For Me
• Ueberroth, a biography
• Unicorns and Me by Lisa Simpson
• Unidentified Flying Outrage!
• U.S. HIStory
• The Vampire Twins of Translyvania Prep
• Veterans' Day Parades
• Voyage to the Center of the Pranks
• Waiting To a Scoundrel by Esme Delacroix
• The Wander Years A Guide to Finding the Walking Dad
• Watch Repair
• Weight Loss Through Laborious Sex
• When Bad Things Happen To Cute Children
• When Daddy Does Hard Time
• Where Are My Residuals? by Lisa Simpson
• Whither My Scoundrel? by Esme Delacroix
• Who Made That Barrel? You Did!
• Who Really Killed J.F.K. by Homer and Marge Simpson
• Who Wants to Be a Brazillionaire?
• Whomp! The History of Whacking Day
• Will There Ever Be A Rainbow by Montgomery Burns, autobiography
• Wisconsin from Above
• World's Easiest Crossword Puzzles
• Yes, I Am A Vampire by Monty Burns (foreword by Steve Allen)
• Your Gimmicky Restaurant by Bennigan and Fuddrucker
• You're Tired by Donald Trump
• Zagat's Guide to World Religions

South Park

• Are you There God? It's Me Charlie by Charles Manson, from the episode "Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson!"
• Cold Reading: The Secret of the Psychics, from the episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
• How to be a Psychic, from the episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
• How to Convince Women That You Are Psychic! (And Then Have Sex With Them), from the episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
• In the Valley of Penises by Herbert Garrison
• Little Red Kyle Hood by Eric Cartman
• A Million Little Fibers by Stephen McTowelie (parody of A Million Little Pieces), from episode A Million Little Fibers
• My Pets, Paris Hilton's photo album
• Saddam Is From Mars Satan Is From Venus, from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
• Singing like Bocelli for Dummies, from episode "Quintuplets 2000"
• The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs by Leopold Stotch, from episode "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"

Spitting Image

• 2 World Cups in a Row, Can We Make It...3? (Bobby Robson)
• How I Became Prime Minister (Michael Heseltine)
• How I Won the World Cup (Bobby Robson)
• Peter Goes Destabilizing the Wilson Government (Peter Wright)
• A Pile of Crap (Jeffrey Archer)
• Worst Among Sequels (Jeffrey Archer)

SpongeBob SquarePants

• How to Become a Fancy Waiter in Less than 20 Minutes, from SpongeBob SquarePants
• How to Torture, seen in "Krab Borg"

Star Trek universe

• Anslem, by Jake Sisko
• Beyond the Galactic Edge, Humanity's Quest for Infinity, by Hesterman
• Book of the Kosst Amojan (Bajoran)
• The Book of the People (Fabrini)
• Burning Hearts of Qo'noS from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine novels
• The Call of the Prophets (Bajoran)
• Cave Beyond Logic, A: Vulcan Perspectives on Platonic Thought (Vulcan)
• Chicago Mobs of the Twenties
• Clash on the Fire Plains (Vulcan)
• The Collected Works of Jirex (Talaxian)
• The Dictates of Poetics, by Vulcan writer T'Hain
• Down the River Light, 17-volume book by Caster
• The Dream of the Fire (Klingon)
• Eldaxon's Collected Folklore (Talaxian)
• The Fall of Kang, by Klingon poet G'Trok
• Falor's Journey (Vulcan)
• Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
• Finding and Winning your Perfect Mate, by Jennings Rain
• The Hotel Royale, by Todd Matthews
• How to Advance Your Career Through Marriage
• Gaudaal's Lament, by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan
• Kir'shara, The, by Surak of Vulcan
• Kitara's Song, by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan
• Leonard McCoy's Comparative Alien Physiology, by Leonard McCoy
• Linear Models of Viral Propagation, by Katherine Pulaski
• Meditations on a Crimson Shadow, Cardassian novel by Preloc
• The Never Ending Sacrifice (Cardassian)
• Nightingale Woman (by Phineas Tarbolde)
• Oo-mox for Fun and Profit
• The Paq'batlh (Klingon religious text)
• Past Prologue, by Jake Sisko
• Photons Be Free by the Doctor in Star Trek: Voyager
• The Teachings of Surak (Vulcan, English translation by Skon)
• The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo'noS (Star Trek VI - short title: The Klingon Hamlet)
• Vulcan Love Slave (or The Arduous Journey of T'Lana on the Road to Enlightenment) in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
• Women Warriors at the River of Blood, from Star Trek: Voyager

The Tonight Show

• Children's Do Learn by George W. Bush, from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
• Fire and Fury and Also Evil and More Fire and Also Magma Too by Dr. Evil, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
• The Happy Octopus by Vladimir Putin, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
• Jurassic Trailer Park by Michael Crichton, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
• Life & Chips by Chris Christie, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
• No I Will Not Go Away by Sarah Palin
• Prince Charles and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• This Is Baby Yoda, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
• Yertle the Turtle Soup. by Dr. Seuss, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
• Zero Shades of Black by Rachel Dolezal, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Ugly Betty

• Girls Like it on Top by Sofia Reyes
• Tap That by Phil Roth

The X-Files and Millennium

• The Caligarian Candidate by Jose Chung
• Dance on the Blood-Dimmed Tide by Onan Goopta
• The Hacked-Up Hack by Onan Goopta
• Doomsday Defense by Jose Chung
• From Outer Space by Jose Chung
• A Lapful of Severed Tongues by Jose Chung
• The Lonely Buddha by Jose Chung
• To Serve Man by Jose Chung

Miscellaneous from television

• 2 The Man Who Hates Men Who Hate Women by Gregory Miller, from In Living Color
• 50 Shades of Orange, from @midnight
• 1776 United States History, from Teen Titans Go!
• Abs of Steel: the Channing Tatum Story, from The Thundermans
• Acting Without Acting by Jason Alexander, from Curb Your Enthusiasm
• An Illustrated Historie of ye Crown of Souls from The Adventures of Puss in Boots
• The Adventures of Puss in Boots by Fartholomew Fishflinger, from Puss in Book: Trapped in an Epic Tale
• The Adventures of PJ Pamowack by Roseanne Conner, from Roseanne
• The Adventures of Redbot, from Power Rangers Ninja Steel
• Ali Baba and the .44, from Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue
• Ancient Legends, from Teen Titans Go!
• Angels of the Odd by Dr Lin Pascoe, from Ghostwatch (BBC, 1992)
• Ants in My Picnic Basket by Susan Mayer, from Desperate Housewives
• The Anubian Book of Deliverance by the Anubian, from K-9
• Arkamada Book of Spells, from Ben 10
• The Art of Bullfighting, from Columbo
• The Attraction Equation by Charles Eppes, from Numb3rs
• Baby's First Book of Evil Spells, from The Adventures Of Puss In Boots
• Back in the Day by Leonard Ross, from Blue Bloods
• Bad Twin by Gary Troup, from Lost
• Bandit Country: A Guide to Sucking off Men in the South West, a book on cottaging, from Monkey Dust
• The Beast Within by Quentin Tarantino, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• The Beginner's Guide to Turning Superheroes Evil, from Mighty Med
• The Bibble, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever
• The Films of Alex Brady, from Columbo
• Biggles Goes Bent by W. E. Johns, from The Morecambe and Wise Show
• Birds of the Northwest Hemisphere, from Prison Break
• Binky, the Clown that Saved Christmas, from A Garfield Christmas
• Blood on the Badge, a Joseph Wambaugh-style crime novel that Detective Harris has been working on for years, from Barney Miller
• Boobytraps and How to Survive Them by Clutch Powers, from Ninjago
• Book of Origin, the most important Ori holy book, from Stargate SG-1
• The Book of Ralph, from The Flash
• The Book of Shadows, from Charmed
• Book of Spells, from Bob's Burgers
• Bouncing Back, Alan Partridge's autobiography, from I'm Alan Partridge
• Brian Food by Randall, from Ugly Americans
• A Brief History of Cheese, from Kim Possible
• Buff Baby Book, from Star vs. the Forces of Evil
• Busted: Now What?, from My Name Is Earl
• Butterfly Family from Star vs. the Forces of Evil
• Caging The Rage, from The Thundermans
• Capricorn Crude, Valene Ewing's first book, obviously based on her husband's family, from Knots Landing
• Carrion Amongst The Clover, from Steven Universe
• The Case of the Missing Man by Jimmie Herron, given to Daryl Dixon by Andrea as an apology for shooting him in the head, from The Walking Dead
• Cats Are Enough, from Henry Danger
• Charlotte Light and Dark, about Brenda Chenowith's childhood, from Six Feet Under
• Christmas for Village Idiots (Now With Bigger Etchings), from Shrek the Halls
• Classification of Demons, 1589, by Binsfield, from Supernatural episode "The Magnificent Seven"
• Clifford the Big Red Menace, from @midnight
• The Code of Masked Wrestling, from Mucha Lucha
• Compendium of Survival Techniques, from Apollo Gauntlet
• Crackhead in a Hat, from In Living Color
• The Creepy Robot Skeleton, from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
• Curse of the Pharaohs by George Crabtree, from The Murdoch Mysteries
• The Daily Mirror Book of Facts (Did You Know?), from The Young Ones
• The Danger of Time Travel, from Henry Danger
• The Darkest Crevice by Naomi Sablan, from Bob's Burgers
• Dealbreaker by Liz Lemon, from 30 Rock
• Deep Feels, from Momma Named Me Sheriff
• Destiny's End, from Steven Universe
• The Dinosaur Went to the Store, from Bob's Bugers
• Don't Change, You're Perfect by Dr. Honey Snow, from Frasier
• The Doug Benstain Bears, from @midnight
• Empty Planet, a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel by David Hansberry, from the Criminal Minds episode "Empty Planet"
• Erotic Friend Fiction, from Bob's Burgers
• Eye on the Prize, Nick Fury's biography, from Ultimate Spider-Man
• Fancy Poetry, from The Adventures of Puss in Boots
• Female Sexuality, from Beavis and Butt-Head
• Fifty More Shades of Grey, from @midnight
• Fifty Shades of Marriage, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• Fish Dictionary, from Teen Titans Go!
• The Flight of the Monarch , from The Venture Bros
• Friday Night Meats, from Bob's Burgers
• Ghost Envy for Dimwits, from Danny Phantom
• Ghosts: The Real Truth, from Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures
• The Goat Who Lost His Health Insurance, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• Ghosts of Beverly Hills, from Totally Spies! Undercover
• Golan on Golan by Golan, from Golan the Insatiable
• Grab em, Hug em, Eiss em by Donald Trump, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• Grandpa's Butt by Mr. Pickles, from Mr. Pickles
• The Great Big Book of Everything, from Stanley
• Green Berets and Ham by Ben Collin, from Red Eye w/Tom Shillue
• Green Caviar and Ham, from @midnight
• Green Eggs and Gubment Cheese, from In Living Color
• Grey Walls, Grey Men: A Photographic Essay of San Quentin Prison by Paul Galesko, from Columbo
• The Grimoire of Curses, from Mirror of the Witch
• The Grinch Who Stole my Stereo, from In Living Color
• The Gu Family Book (aka The Book of Nine), from Gu Family Book
• H2-Whoa by Larry Wilmore, from The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore
• Hair Plugs, from Late Night with Conan O'Brien
• Happy Recipes, from The Amazing World of Gumball
• Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer Stoned, from The Late Late Show with James Corden
• Harry Potter and The Sniper in The Guard Tower by J.K. Rowling, from Late Show
• Heal Your Pain, from Beavis and Butt-Head
• The Hedgehog That Destroyed America by Newt Gingrich, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• Here, Have a Rainbow by Dr. Honey Snow, from Frasier
• The History of Inhalers, from Rugrats
• Heroic Good Man Mentors Young Girls by Roy Moore, from Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
• The Hong Kong Book Of Kung Fu, from Hong Kong Phooey
• Hop on a Cop, from In Living Color
• Horrible Wolfie: Harmless Wolfpup, from Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• The Horn of Desire by Greg Gutfeld, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Horton hears a Ho, from In Living Color
• How I Became a Millionaire in 12 Months by Oscar Zimmer, from Leave it to Beaver
• How I Did It: Destroying Supergirl by Livewire in DC Super Hero Girls
• How Not to be a Sucka For Suckas, from Black Dynamite
• How to Act Like A Feminine Female In Three Easy Lessons, from The Monkees
• How to be a Baby: You're Out, Now What? by Jill Werner, from Suburgatory
• How to Be a Fancy Aristocrat by A. F. Aristocrat, from The Adventures of Puss in Boots
• How To Become A Talent Manager, from China, IL
• How to Harvest Organs, from American Dad!
• How to Hide Cancer from your Relatives, from Hot Streets
• How to Hit on Girls, from The Love Boat
• How to Host Last Call with Carson Daly, from Last Call with Carson Daly
• How to Keep Your Pimp Hand Strong For Suckas, from Black Dynamite
• How to Maintain Your Eraser, from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
• How to Maintain Your Erection, from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
• How To Photograph Wildlife, from Elmer's Candid Camera
• How to Write Cartoons by Seth MacFarlane, from Clerks: The Animated Series
• How to write a reggae smash hit, from Metalocalypse
• I Don't Want This by Jeb Bush, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• I Find You Grossly Unattractive. (A List of 10,000 Americans I Find Grossly Unattractive) by Ryan Gosling, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• I Have That Aroblem by Ann Coulter, from Mostly 4 Millennials
• If you Live at Home Until You're 25 You're not a Struggling Millennial You're Just a Loser, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• I'm not Racist but by Tucker Carlson, from The Opposition with Jordan Klepper
• In the First Grade, Trump Borrowed my Pencil and When he Gave it Back it had Bite Marks on it, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• I, Ninja by Shadow Fly, from Supah Ninjas
• I Sneezed. Did The President Say "Bless, You Carl"? No., from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• The Isle of Naboombu, from Bedknobs and Broomsticks
• I Was Hired to DJ a Trump Family Wedding and he Grabbed the Mic and Said I Had Low Energy and Was a Waste of Money, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Jim Jefferies Loathsome Planet Guide to Russia, from The Jim Jefferies Show
• Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler, from NewsRadio (translation of original Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion-tamer)
• Jo Ninja by Joanne Nosuchinsky, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Joy of Being Alone, from Teen Titans Go!
• K.C. Will Be Here at 6:15, from K.C. Undercover
• Kenan on Kenan by Kenan, from Lucas Bros. Moving Co.
• The Kermit Sutra, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• Kicking Space and Taking Names, from Bob's Burgers
• Kids Who do Cartwheels are Stupid and Have no Friends. 100 Facts About Childhood No One Told You Because you smell, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Killing My Career by Bill O'Reilly, from The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, from @midnight
• Killing Sanity by Bill O'Reilly, from The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore
• Labyrinth by Miranda Foster, from Gantz
• Lad Pioneers Handbook from Transformers: Rescue Bots
• Lady, Don't Fall Backwards by Darcy Sarto, from Hancock's Half Hour
• Leading to Courage America Freedom... Future... Ah Fuck It. I'm Out. by Jeb Bush, from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
• Lex, from SuperMansion
• The Life and Death of Sam Crow: How the Sons of Anarchy Lost Their Way by John Teller, from Sons of Anarchy
• Life Cycle of The Arctic Amoeba by Dr.A .G .Parr, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Li'l Dictionary, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• The Lion the Witch and the Border Wall, from The Opposition with Jordan Klepper
• The Little Engine That Couldn't get an Abortion, from The Opposition with Jordan Klepper
• Local Legends of New England by Professor William Fagin Higginson, from A Scooby-Doo Christmas
• The Long Journey Home, a book Beans had overdue from the library, from Even Stevens
• Long Ties, Big Lies, And Made-Up Crowd Size by Sean Spicer, from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
• Look Out Obama You're Are Being Impeached by P.K. Winsome, from The Colbert Report
• Looking the Other Way 101, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• Love Muscle by Dave Foley, from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
• Mabel Memories, from Gravity Falls
• Mabel's Scrapbook, from Gravity Falls
• The Making of Nike Commercials by Spike Lee, from In Living Color
• The Han Inside Me by Dr. Tobias Funke, from Arrested Development
• Marlon Bundo and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Gays by Mike Penice, from @midnight
• Marriage is an Amusement Park, from Everybody Loves Raymond
• Martian Compendium of Home Remedies: or What to Do Until the Zygablat Comes Home, from My Favorite Martian
• Men who Feel, from Beavis and Butt-Head
• The Method Actor, from The Munsters
• Mind Your Memory by Joe Hysen, from Keen Eddie
• Murder In Eden by Evelyn Bosworth, from The Love Boat
• Murder on a Lonely Night by Victoria Crenshaw, from 227
• My Horrible Father by Mortimer Smith Jr., from Rick and Morty
• My Life in Kenya by Lionel Hardcastle, from As Time Goes By
• My Life With God by William B. William, from SCTV
• Nashville Junction, Valene Ewing's second book, based on her mother's life, from Knots Landing
• Neither of These by Jeb Bush, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• Neolution: The New Science of Self-Directed Evolution by Dr. Aldous Leekie, from Orphan Black
• Never Give a Stripper Your Phone Number and Other Lessons I Learned at Daytona Beach by Bill Clinton, from @midnight
• NinjaNomicon, from Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
• The No Home Boys: Mystery Train, from Steven Universe
• The No Home Boys: On the Run, from Steven Universe
• The No Home Boys: Risky Rapids, from Steven Universe
• No Josh, No Regrets: A History of Not-Josherosexuality, from Man Seeking Woman
• No... Mine Kampf, from @midnight
• Not Curious Yet by Jeff Sessions, from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
• A Not-So-Brief History of Time by Professor Stephen Hawkwing, from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
• The Now Marriage by Dr. Todd Garner, from The Love Boat
• Oh the Places Your Also Go, from @midnight
• Oops. by Kellyanne Conway, from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
• Overneath the Underworld, from Steven Universe
• Parenting Manual, from Kim Possible
• Pepe's Bargain, from Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
• Pictures of Weird Feet by Monica Crowley, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• Planet Nowhere, from The Middle
• Plausible Deniability by Jim Norton, from Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue
• The Power of Dance, from Teen Titans Go!
• Prejudice Playbook, from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• The President Pushed me Aside at a Global Leaders Summit and I'm Still mad, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Pride & Prejudice: Now With More Prejudice by Donald Trump, from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
• The Prince and the pkk, from Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue
• Princess Pigeon Toe, from Bob's Burgers
• The Private Lives of Superstar Rappers by Jessica Ethelburg, from The Boondocks
• Project: Shadow, from Sonic X
• The Psychophysiological Indices of Amorous Connections Among Termites of the Southwest, from Home Improvement
• Re-Cooper-Ating by Christine Rapp, from Monk
• Red River Sam in Hawaii, from Leave it to Beaver
• Repairing Whorephanages For Suckas, from Black Dynamite
• Rescue The Kitty, from Teen Titans Go!
• Riddles For Children, from Gotham
• Rise of Rome, from Legends of Tomorrow
• The Rooster Crowed at Midnight by Abigail Porterfield, from M*A*S*H
• Royal Law, from Star vs. the Forces of Evil
• Sammy the Gerbil and His Muffin Adventure, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• The Science of Laser Optics, from Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!
• Shaping the Past by Dr. Michael Painter, from Channel Zero
• She's Having My Baby... Why Can't I? by Lionel Baker, from In Living Color
• Shield Repair for Dummies, from Polaris: Player Select
• The Ship, from The Last Ship
• Shirtless Greek Gods, from Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything
• Secrets of the Eldritch Sisters, from The Adventures Of Puss In Boots
• Six Feet Under Par: A Chip Driver Mystery by Brent Norwalk, from The Good Place
• Skwisgaar is a Dick by Toki Wartooth, from Metalocalypse
• Smells Like Team Spirit by Thunder Man and Electress, from The Thundermans
• So You Have The Flu by Sun Tzu, from Black Dynamite
• Song Writing, from Metalocalypse
• Spotty Sally, Betty Blemish and Pigment Pam! 1000 Funny Names to Call Girls with Freckles, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• The Squad by James Brogan, from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
• Starfire's Secret Diary, from Teen Titans Go!
• Star's Notebook of Spells, from Star vs. the Forces of Evil
• Stone Cold Loser: Husband From Hell by Melania Trump, from The Late Late Show with James Corden
• Superhero Sidekick Handbook, from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
• Sweety Poo-Poo's Evil Nitey-Nite Magic, from Bunnicula (Cartoon Network TV series)
• They Call Me Nigger: One Family's Struggle for Freedom & Justice by Robert Jebediah Freeman, from The Boondocks
• This Is All We Have: How I fell For Donald Trump by Rachel Maddow, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• This Just In by Samantha Bee, from Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
• Throwing My Weight Around: The All American Blob Story, from The Thundermans
• Thundergirls handbook from Bob's Burgers
• The Titans of Romulac, from The Love Boat
• "To Chill a Mocking Bird, from The Late Late Show with James Corden
• Touching the Inner Child, from Beavis and Butt-Head
• To Serve Man, an alien cookbook from The Twilight Zone
• Totes Titans, from Teen Titans Go!
• The Transformation of Mrs. McTwig, from Columbo
• Trump Cut in Front of me at Baskin Robbins and then Broke Wind, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Trump Didn't Hold the Door Open for me in 1986 at Studio 54. Than I was Framed for Cocaine Possession in the Bathroom. Truth is, I had Already Finished all the Coke I Came With, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Anyway, If you Wanna Hang out Later, I'd Love to Tell you About my Screen Play I'm Working on. And do you Know here I can get Some More Coke?, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Trump Made me Cook his Steak Well Done I Mean who Eats a Steak Well Done, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Trump Tweeted That I Have Sleepy Eyes Which I do but that's not my Fault, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• UCI Yearbook, from China, IL
• Under the Shadow of the Mountain by Peggy Biggs and Molly Flynn, from Mike and Molly
• Understanding your Seed, from The Last Man on Earth
• Up from Ignorance by Joe Devlin, from Columbo
• The Unfamiliar Familiar, from Steven Universe
• An Unkindness of Ravens by Lucas Scott, from One Tree Hill
• Unleashing the Me by Reinhart Schmolle, from Archer
• The Unleashing Of Me, from Archer
• Victory Thru Hare Power by Bugs Bunny, from Falling Hare
• Vixen: Story of A Woman by Charmaine Hollingsworth, from The Golden Girls
• Waffle House Five, from @midnight
• Walking in Platform Shoes For Suckas, from Black Dynamite
• Wayne to Lose, from Powerless
• The Wee Compendium of Factes and Funne by Migeula Andante, from The Adventures of Puss in Boots
• Welcome to the Wizard Wilds, from Steven Universe
• What You Talkin' About? I'm Not Webster by Gary Coleman, from In Living Color
• What Took Placeby Jared Rodham Kushner, from The Daily Show
• Where the Wild Things Are Spoiler Alert Not Mexico by Marlon Bundo, from @midnight
• The Whining by Stephen King, from Red Eye w/ Tom Shillue
• WHO? by Victor Henshaw, from The Carol Burnett Show
• The Wiggly Windy Road, from Mr. Pickles
• Year of the Robin, from Teen Titans Go!
• You Look Like Your Dad's Best Friend. 500 Clever Sayings For Birthday Clowns, from The Greg Gutfeld Show
• Your Baby is Autually Really Ugly so Stop Bringing Him to Lunch, Debra. I'm Trying to Get My Unlimited Mimosas on for $29.95, from The Greg Gutfeld Show

Fictional books from films

Arsenic and Old Lace

• Mind Over Matrimony by Mortimer Brewster
• Marriage: A Fraud and a Failure by Mortimer Brewster

Basic Instinct

• The First Time by Catherine Tramell
• Love Hurts by Catherine Tramell

Bedtime Stories

• The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet
• Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands

Bloodbath at the House of Death

• The Secret Door by Cameron Cryer
• The Silent Fart by an unknown author
• The Sudden Spear by an unknown author

C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America

• The Grey and the Blue by Sherman Hoyle
• Indians in Exile by David Broadfoot
• My Union Soldier by unknown author
• A Northern Wind by unknown author
• Of Belles in Blue by unknown author
• The Yankee by Thomas Dixon, Jr.

Dead Poets Society

• The Doubtful Debutante, a novel by John Keating
• Understanding Poetry by Dr. J. Evans Pritchard

Finding Forrester

• Avalon Landing by William Forrester
• Sunset by William Forrester

The Ghost Writer

• I Came, I Sawed, I Conquered, the autobiography of an unnamed magician
• My Life, the autobiography of Adam Lang

Hope Springs

• Great Marriage, Open Marriage by David LaBella
• How to Make it to the Top by Starting at the Bottom by David LaBella
• You Can Have The Marriage You Want by Dr. Bernard Feld

In the Mouth of Madness

• The Breathing Tunnel by Sutter Cane
• The Feeding by Sutter Cane
• Haunter Out of Time by Sutter Cane (parody of The Shadow Out of Time by H.P. Lovecraft)
• Hobb's End Horror by Sutter Cane (parody of The Dunwich Horror by H.P. Lovecraft and The West End Horror by Nicholas Meyer)
• In the Mouth of Madness by Sutter Cane (parody of At the Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft)
• The Thing In The Basement by Sutter Cane (parody of The Thing on the Doorstep by H.P. Lovecraft)
• The Whisperer of the Dark by Sutter Cane (parody of The Whisperer in Darkness and The Haunter of the Dark, both by H.P. Lovecraft)

Land of the Lost

• Matt Lauer Can Suck It by Dr. Rick Marshall
• My Other Car is a Time Machine by Dr. Rick Marshall

Misery

• Misery's Quest by Paul Sheldon
• Misery's Search by Paul Sheldon
• Misery's Challenge by Paul Sheldon
• Misery's Trial by Paul Sheldon
• Misery's Triumph by Paul Sheldon
• Misery's Dilemma by Paul Sheldon
• Misery's Love by Paul Sheldon
• Misery's Child by Paul Sheldon
• Misery's Return by Paul Sheldon
• Untitled by Paul Sheldon
• The Higher Education of J. Philip Stone by Paul Sheldon

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

• Book of Armaments (fictional book in the Bible)

Moonrise Kingdom

• Disappearance of the 6th Grade by Burris Burris
• The Francine Odysseys by Gertrude Price
• The Girl from Jupiter by Isaac Clarke
• The Light of Seven Matchsticks by Virginia Tipton
• The Return of Auntie Lorraine by Miriam Weaver
• Shelly and the Secret Universe by Nan Chapin

Paul

By Adam Shadowchild:

• Broadside at Cassiopeia
• Jenny Starpepper series:
  • Jenny Starpepper and the Great Brass Hen
  • Jenny Starpepper and the Huge White Gibbon
  • Jenny Starpepper and the Spitting Worm
• Jupiter Praxis
• The Moon Whisperer
• Night of the Moths
• Planet Fall trilogy:
  • Planet Fall: Book 1
  • Planet Fall: Book 2
  • Planet Fall: Book 3: Fluxing Uranus
• Prisonhulk 441
• The Robot's Mistress
• Sky Farm series:
  • Sky Farm 1
  • Sky Farm 2: Dark Harvest
  • Sky Farm 3: Strong Cheese
• The Venusian Pangenesis

By Clive Gollings, illustrated by Graeme Willy:

• Jelva, Alien Queen of the Varvak
• Paul: Sometimes it's Nice to feel a Little Alien

The Royal Tenenbaums

• Accounting for Everything: A Guide to Personal Finance by Henry Sherman (nonfiction)
• Dudley's World by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
• Erotic Transference by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
• Family of Geniuses by Etheline Tenenbaum
• Nakedness Tonight by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
• Old Custer by Eli Cash (novel)
• The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
• Static Electricity by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
• Three Plays by Margot Tenenbaum
• Wildcat by Eli Cash (novel)

Synecdoche, New York

• Getting Better: The Sacred Energy in All Life Forms by Dr. Madeline Gravis
• Getting Blissed Out: Happiness Through Medication by Dr. Madeline Gravis
• I Don't Feel Well Today by Dr. Madeline Gravis
• If I Were You by Dr. Madeline Gravis
• It's Raining Too Loud: Surviving an Emotional Downpour by Dr. Madeline Gravis
• Little Winky by Horace Azpiazu

Wanderlust

• Belson Rising by Wayne Davidson
• Belson's Lament by Wayne Davidson
• I Believe I Can Fly by Linda Gergenblatt of Wanderlust Press (original title The Penguin with Testicular Cancer)
• Money Buys Nothing by Carvin Waggie (sold for only $13.99)
• One Flick of the Finger by Shari Selman and Pierre Cheneviere
• Rick is a Horrible Jerk by Marisa Gergenblatt

Miscellaneous from film

• 1000 Ways to Cook a Duck from Rabbit Fire
• 1000 Ways to Cook a Rabbit from Rabbit Fire
• 17,011 Things a Princess Must Know from MirrorMask by Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean
• Aborting God by Dr. Sol Harkens from Let There Be Light (2017 film)
• Anyone Can Cook by Auguste Gusteau in Ratatouille
• The Arsonist's Daughter by Grady Tripp in Wonder Boys
• Art Of Ninjutsu by Eastman and Laird in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2004)
• Baby Steps by Leo Marvin from What About Bob?
• Big Julie Criscoll Versus The Whole Wide World by Emma Morley in One Day
• Blood and Swash by Mrs. Lucy Muir (ghostwritten - as it were - for Captain Daniel Gregg), The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
• The Boat Rocker by Terence Mann from Field of Dreams
• The Book by Bickford Shmeckler, from Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas
• The Book of Crossroads in Pan's Labyrinth
• The Book of Secrets from National Treasure: Book of Secrets
• A Brief History of Slime in Flushed Away
• Burn Book from Mean Girls
• Chef Man in Ratatouille
• Codename Hero: How Seymour Simmons and the Aliens Saved the World by Seymour Simmons from Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• The Complete History of Everything in MirrorMask
• The Complete Idiot's Guide to Terrific Sex, The 40-Year-Old Virgin
• Confession of Murder by Lee Doo-Suk from Confession of Murder
• Crime and Punishment by Fido Dogstoyevsky in The Wrong Trousers
• Dawson is a Killer by Hagitha Utslay in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth
• The Death of Capone by K.K.Katurian in In Bruges
• Death Therapy by Bob Wiley from What About Bob?
• Delomelanicon by Lucifer from The Ninth Gate
• The Devil's Eyes by Dr. Samuel Loomis from Halloween
• The Devil Walks Among Us by Dr. Samuel Loomis from Halloween II
• Down With Love by Barbara Novak from Down With Love
• Dream House a novel by Peter Ward from Dream House
• The Dreamer by George Rockham from Penelope
• Driven: Compulsion and Obsession in Everyday Life by Margaret Ford from House of Games
• Duplex by Alex Rose in Duplex
• Electronics for Dogs in A Grand Day Out
• Elf by Buddy in Elf
• Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Roadrunners But Were Afraid to Ask in Freeze Frame
• Express Your Creativity in Son of the Mask
• Farewell Atlantis by Jackson Curtis in 2012
• Fatty Foods and You by Jacqueline Turreau (Jennifer Coolidge) in Trial and Error
• Forever Young by Helen Sharp (Goldie Hawn) in Death Becomes Her
• The Fountain by Izzi Creo (final chapter by Thomas Creo) in The Fountain
• Fred on Fred: The Many Faces of Me by Fred Jones in Scooby-Doo
• Gray's Sports Almanac from Back to the Future Part II
• A Guide for the Lonely Guy by Larry Hubbard, The Lonely Guy
• Handbook for the Recently Deceased in Beetlejuice
• Hack Your Sex Life in Keeping Up with the Joneses
• Higgins' Universal Language by Henry Higgins, My Fair Lady
• How I Did It by Victor Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein
• How I Saved the World by Julius Levinson, Independence Day: Resurgence
• Human Tales from Hotel Transylvania
• I Do, Do I? by Carrie Bradshaw, from Sex and the City 2
• If Not Now... by Caterine Vauban, I ♥ Huckabees
• Illuminating The Dark Fields by Edward "Eddie" Morra, Limitless
• Justice League Rule Book, Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Cosmic Clash
• Kamikaze Kama Sutra: Encyclopedia of Dangerous Sexual Positions, Fatal Instinct
• Kentucky Blood by Ellison Oswalt, Sinister
• Labyrinth of the Guilt Complex by Dr. Anthony Edwardes from Spellbound
• The Legend of Dracula the Vampire by Lawrence Van Helsing, Dracula AD 1972
• Leon Zundinger's Magicians, Martyrs, and Madmen in Ghostbusters II
• Limits for Your Out of Control Child in The Lego Batman Movie
• The Love Dare in Fireproof, non-fiction; was originally a fictional non-fiction book, but was actually written after demand by moviegoers
• Love Means Always Having to Say You're Sorry by Alex Sheldon, in Alex and Emma
• The Love Parade by James Leer in Wonder Boys
• Making the Perfect Cocktail in All-Star Superman
• The Masks We Wear by Dr. Arthur Neuman, in The Mask
• A Match Made in Space by George McFly from Back to the Future
• Mister Babadook in The Babadook
• Murder at 11:17 in Duplex
• My Scrapbook of Fatal Accidents in The Man With The Golden Arm
• My Story by Francis Francis in The Boss Baby
• The Na'vi by Phred Palmer in Avatar
• Necronomicon Ex-Mortis in the Evil Dead film series
• The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows by Aristide Torchia, in The Ninth Gate
• Nine Lives by Paul Varjak in Breakfast at Tiffany's
• The Number 23 by Topsy Kretts in The Number 23
• Obey That Impulse by Tony Blake in Indiscreet
• One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Fuck in Throw Momma From the Train
• One Thousand and One Arabian Nightmares in The Big Snooze
• Owen, Momma and Owen's friend Larry pop-up book by Owen Lift in Throw Momma From the Train
• Pesticide and You by Jacqueline Turreau in Trial and Error
• The Philosophy of Time Travel by Roberta Sparrow, in Donnie Darko
• Ready Set Let Go by Richard Clayton from Relative Strangers
• Refined Sugar and You by Jacqueline Turreau in Trial and Error
• The Republic by Pluto in The Wrong Trousers
• The Secrets of Life and Death by Dr. Frankenstein in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
• Seeing Through Ghosts by Florence Cathcart in The Awakening (2011 film)
• Sexual Aberrations of the Criminal Female, in Marnie
• Shooter by Catherine Tramell, from Basic Instinct
• So You Have the Flu by Sun Tzu, from Black Dynamite
• Spoken Sanskrit by Colonel Hugh Pickering, My Fair Lady
• Straight Jacket by Marcus Skinner from Orange County
• Templar Treasure by Riley Poole, in National Treasure: Book of Secrets
• A Thousand Words by Jack McCall, in A Thousand Words
• The Templar Treasure and Other Myths that are True by Riley Poole in National Treasure: Book of Secrets
• Throw Momma From the Train by Larry Donner in Throw Momma From the Train
• Tides of Reason in Made in Romania
• Time Travel For Morons Super Capers
• To the Devil a Daughter by John Verney in To the Devil a Daughter
• Tobin's Spirit Guide in Ghostbusters
• Tropic Thunder by John "Four Leaf" Tayback in Tropic Thunder
• The Value of Royal Jelly, With Further Comments Upon the Personal Health Benefits of Prickly Ash by Sherlock Holmes in Mr. Holmes
• Urinals of Brooklyn in Keeping Up with the Joneses
• Voodoo For Dummies in Bride of Chucky
• Waverly Prep series by Mavis Gary in Young Adult
• What to Expect the First Fifth-Thousand Miles in Robots
• Who Am I? by Gilderoy Lockheart in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
• You Can Have the Marriage You Want by Dr. Bernard Feld in Hope Springs

Fictional books from video games

Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars

• Creative Shelving for Beginners
• The Crooked Crusader Caper by Molly Peagram (also known as Nigel Peagram), a medieval detective story
• The Crusader Families of Ireland by Molly Peagram (under the name Professor Peagram)
• Hypnosis for Fun and Profit

Monkey Island series

• Big Whoop: Unclaimed Bonanza or Myth? and Great Shipwrecks of Our Century in Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
  • See also the complete catalogue of Monkey Island fictional books.

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

• Address to the Faculty by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
• But For The Grace Of God by Sister Miriam Godwinson
• The Centauri Monopoly by CEO Nibuwake Morgan
• Conversations with Planet by Lady Deirdre
• The Feedback Principle by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
• For I Have Tasted The Fruit by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
• Looking God In The Eye by Chairman Sheng-ji Yang
• Nonlinear Genetics by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
• Now We Are Alone by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
• Planet: A Survivalist Guide by Colonel Corazón Santiago
• See How They Run by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
• We Must Dissent by Sister Miriam Godwinson

Miscellaneous from games

• An Old Goat in Shining Force II
• Attitude of Soldiers in Shining Force II
• “Heavy Rain” by Madison Paige in Heavy Rain
• The Book of Bú in the Little Big Adventure series of role-playing video games
• The Book of Mudora, an ancient text used to translate the dead language of Hylian in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
• The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom in the Ultima series of role-playing video games
• The Dark Prognosticus and its Light counterpart in Super Paper Mario
• Encyclopedia Frobozzica in the Zork series of interactive fiction games
• Ghosts Demons in Ghoul Patrol
• The Gran Grimore from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
• Jacob's Shadow in Deus Ex
• "Kids" and other four~letter words in The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield
• Loveless, an unfinished epic poem adapted into a stage play mentioned in Final Fantasy VII and its related games and movies
• Magical Book or Book of Magic, a book that upgrades Link's magic wand in The Legend of Zelda
• Return to Shadow Moses Island in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
• The Tome of Eternal Darkness, an ancient text bound in human bone and flesh, from the game Eternal Darkness
• Sega Guide in Shining Force II
• Several small books in the MMORPG RuneScape, often relating to quests or other parts of the game
• Several small books and parchments in The Elder Scrolls series of role-playing games, for instance, the book collections Brief History of the Empire and The Real Barenziah
• The Simpsons Game: Official Strategy Guide in The Simpsons Game
• Study of Yogurt in Shining Force II
• Viva, Friendship! in Shining Force II

Fictional books from music

• The Buttress of Windsor is the book referenced in the Tenacious D song "Double Team". Jack Black reads this book while soaking in a Jacuzzi prior to having sex with Kyle Gass and an unnamed third party.
• A Lesson In Tightropes, Surfing Your High Hopes, and Adios, Kansas are titles suggested in the song Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk written and performed by Rufus Wainwright.
• Origins of a World War by Rossignol, from the inner sleeve notes to Secret Treaties by Blue Öyster Cult, probably written by producer Sandy Pearlman

Fictional books from radio programmes

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

• 53 More Things to Do in Zero-Gravity, a bestselling book that was ousted from the bestselling lists by the HHG2G
• The Celestial Home Care Omnibus, a popular book, but less popular than the HHG2G
• Encyclopaedia Galactica, an encyclopaedia that has been supplanted by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in some parts of the galaxy ,as the HHG2G is slightly cheaper than the Encyclopaedia Galactica and has the words "Don't Panic" on its cover. The Encyclopedia Galactica was borrowed from Isaac Asimov's Foundation series.
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy , an electronic book developed by MegaDodo Publications as a travel-book for hitchhiker's travelling about the Milky Way
• Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, Who Is This God Person, Anyway? and Well, That About Wraps It Up for God, controversial philosophical works by Oolon Colluphid that are proven to be less controversial than the HHG2G, despite their overtly atheistic attitudes about God

Miscellaneous from radio programmes

• I Knew Terence Neuk by Eileen Beardsmore-Lewisham, referenced in one episode of The Goon Show

See also

• List of fictional books
• List of fictional television shows

External links

• The Fictional World of Archives, Art Galleries and Museums

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