Nabil das Nashorn
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Nabil das Nashorn (German for: the rhinocaurus) is a being from the postmodern mythology [1] of the International Sunshine Appreciation Society in Germany. According to their legend Nabil arrived on Earth from another universe through a portal located in the Nile in the accompaniment of a fleet of fluffy pink amphibious drones. With the help of its fluffy drones it migrated north and later settled in the Saale River valley. However, because Nabil das Nashorn is night-active, and its body of extra-terrestrial substance turns to stone when exposed to solar radiation, most members of the public perceive it as a simple statue [2][3] and its supernatural characteristics remain largely undisclosed. Contemporary legend has it that Nabil possesses two primary super powers. The first is of more aesthetic nature and can be described as the ability divinate an individual's ideal haircut. Due to human beings' limited sensory capacities[4] and their highly subjective, socially defined concept of beauty, most of Nabil's stylistic recommendations are considered astrocious and consequently ignored. The second super power is the ability to recognise even the most obscure and well-concealed criminal identities. Because Nabil keeps this knowledge in strict confidence from law enforcement authorities, criminals seek the presence of Nabil das Nashorn as a space to openly disclose their true selves. For this reason Nabil is also considered to be the patron saint of serial killers. Rumor has it that the mythical creature will only remain in its perch in Germany until a spider walks across it, at which point Nabil das Nashorn will undergo arachnodissolution and re-exit this universe.
References[edit]
- ↑ Panek, Melissa (2012). The Postmodern Mythology of Michel Tournier. Newcastle upon Tyne: Cambridge Scholars Publishing. ISBN 978-1443838740. Search this book on
- ↑ Rabensaat, Richard (30 August 2011). "Das Nashorn ist verschwunden". Tagesspiegel. Retrieved 13 April 2021.
- ↑ "Nashorn mit neuem Horn". jenawohnen. Stadtwerke Jena Group. Retrieved 13 April 2021.
- ↑ Read, J.C.A. (2014). "The place of human psychophysics in modern neuroscience". Neuroscience. 296: 116–129. doi:10.1016/j.neuroscience.2014.05.036. PMID 24880153. Retrieved 13 April 2021. Unknown parameter
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