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Rocco Reychovicz

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Rocco Reychovicz
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Born2007/08/07
🏡 ResidenceBlacktown, New South Wales
🏳️ NationalityAustralian, Croatian, Italian, British
Other namesPUTRiD
🏫 EducationPrimary
💼 Occupation
Student in Cringe Zone (formerly), Project Cringe (formerly), Cringe Zone Brawl (formerly), Cringe Zone Inc. (formerly), Cringe Zone Ultimate
📆 Years active  1
🏢 OrganisationCringe Zone Incorporated
Known forFormer Prime Minister of Cringe Zone Inc. and Cringe Zone Ultimate
WorksRussianator's Nation-Wide Services
🏡 Home townBlacktown
💵 Salary$25.00/week
💰 Net worth4 cents
Height180
TelevisionCringe Zone: The Movie
Term1 day
Predecessor-
SuccessorValent1no
🏛️ Political partyCringeservatives
MovementLGBTQ+ separation
Opponent(s)New Cringezonian Led Party, Cringezonian Republic Alliance Party
👩 Spouse(s)Tifa Lockhart
👴 👵 Parent(s)Steve Irwin (Father)
👪 RelativesTed Jenkins (Cousin)
HonorsJenkinator's Badge of Honour
🥚 TwitterPUTRiD_Legacy

Early Life[edit]

Adopted into a family of Asians and Blacks, Rocco was discriminated against for being the only white boy in Blacktown.

Reychovicz grew up in Blacktown, New South Wales. He has completed primary education and is currently attending and working towards completing secondary education. Reychovicz chose construction and engineering subjects in high school, to prepare him for his life after education.

Career[edit]

Rocco has worked extensively throughout his life, however, his work has not been formally documented and as such cannot be cited on this page.

Personal Life[edit]

Reychovicz enjoys stealing Super Mario toys from the shops in his spare time.

Race debate[edit]

It is highly debated whether Rocco is white, black or mixed race. His skin is often seen as a golden brown colour, sparking controversy whether he can say the N word. It was ruled in 2023 by the Society of Rakes and Vicks (SoRaV or SRV) that Reychovicz is mixed race, and as such as the right to say the soft A and not the hard R.

Family[edit]

While Reychovicz's family has been kept mostly confidential, there are a few notable people he is related to. In October 2020, it was made public that Rocco was the cousin of popular YouTuber and lawyer, Ted Jenkins. In a YouTube video, Rocco confirmed he has an older brother, called Jack. Rocco likely has a mother and a father.

Safety Pin Incident[edit]

Details of this entire event have not been made public, yet it's known it involves a safety pin, and his cousin, Ted Jenkins.

Kidnapping[edit]

On 11th September, 2001, Reychovicz was kidnapped and held hostage in his own residence by the Somali and Muslim terror group, Al-Guska. The group, armed, held him and his dog, Tony, hostage for a total of 21 hours. Tony was last seen before the incident and is suspected to be deceased as either a result of the group killing him, or starvation. Reychovicz was later taken to the 13th floor of an abandoned office building, where the group held him for up to 18 hours without any food or water provided. The group used methods of psychological and physical torture, including attaching a bomb to the bottom of the chair Rocco was sat in for most of the period he was held captive, and being told it would explode when a timer, on the other side of the room, reached zero.

On 12th September, 2001, Finn Luinguini and Running Joe successfully conducted a rescue operation to obtain Rocco and bring him to safety. Running Joe managed to break through the walls on the ground floor of the office building, and with the help of Luinguini, managed to kill all the members of Al-Guska who were present during the operation, using nothing but their own hands and handmade tools they had obtained on their ascent to the 13th floor. Finn was shot twice in the leg and the foot during the rescue mission. Running Joe successfully saved Reychovicz, evacuating him out the building 10 seconds before the bomb was set to detonate. Finn Luinguini was in the building during the time of the explosion, left immobile due to his injuries. Rocco returned to his residence the next day, before shortly moving to a nearby town to help conceal his identity, to reduce the threat of any further attacks.

The motivation for the attack from Al-Guska was unknown, although it was later found that their outdated computer systems in Somalia had a broken navigation system.

Death[edit]

Rocco passed away as a result of blunt force trauma on 22nd February 2028. His putrid legacy on the world resulted in controversy surrounding his death.

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