Biblical Graffiti

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Biblical Graffiti
📅 ReleasedDecember 1999
⏳ Length73:39
🏷️ LabelParodudes
🤑 ProducerKarl Vaughn Messner
ApologetiX chronology
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Biblical Graffiti
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Biblical Graffiti is the fifth album by Christian parody band ApologetiX. 5 tracks from this album would later be featured on the band's greatest hits album, while another 2 would later be included on Hits: The Road. The title refers to Led Zeppelin's 1975 album Physical Graffiti while the cover art parodies the album art to Pink Floyd's The Wall.

Track listing[edit]

All parody lyrics written by J. Jackson

  1. "One Way" – 2:57
    • Parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
  2. "Twins Came Out" – 2:24
    • Parody of "Twist and Shout" originally by The Top Notes, this version based on the cover by The Beatles
  3. "Every Step To Take" – 4:21
    • Parody of "Every Breath You Take" by The Police
  4. "969" – 3:27
    • Parody of "Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams
  5. "Second Timothy" – 2:39
    • Parody of "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground
  6. "You Ain't Been Nothing Yet" – 3:25
    • Parody of "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman–Turner Overdrive
  7. "Donkey Talked With Him" – 3:04
    • Parody of "Honky Tonk Women" by The Rolling Stones
  8. "Ronomy" – 2:41
    • Parody of "Runaway" by Del Shannon
  9. "Credence Thru Deepwater Survival" – 2:57
    • Parody of "Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  10. "Lawful Woman (In A Bad Place)" – 3:10
    • Parody of "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" by The Hollies
  11. "Kick In The Wall Pt. 2" – 3:31
  12. "Fast Paul" – 4:14
    • Parody of "The Way" by Fastball
  13. "Jail Got Rocked" – 2:22
  14. "Put You Down In My Will" – 3:39
    • Parody of "Push" by Matchbox Twenty
  15. "Crazy Little King God Loves" – 2:40
    • Parody of "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen
  16. "Dancing Dave" – 3:20
    • Parody of "Dancing Days" by Led Zeppelin
  17. "Smart Blest Man" – 3:19
    • Parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top
  18. "Revelation Man" – 3:18
    • Parody of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
  19. "Armageddon Valley Someday" – 3:23
    • Parody of "Pleasant Valley Sunday" by The Monkees
  20. "Droppin' On The Sun" – 3:13
    • Parody of "Walkin' on the Sun" by Smash Mouth
  21. "Bends To Low Places" – 3:53
    • Parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks
  22. "Enter Samson" – 5:31
    • Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica


  • J. Jackson: Lead vocals
  • Karl Messner: Guitar, background vocals
  • Fred Behanna: Drums, percussion
  • Keith Haynie: Bass

Additional personnel[edit]

  • Bill Hubauer: Keyboards
  • Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz: Drums on "One Way", "Second Timothy", "Fast Paul", "Crazy Little King God Loves", "Revelation Man", "Armageddon Valley Someday" & "Enter Samson"[1]
  • Debbie Messner: Percussion, tambourine, child voice in "Enter Samson" & Martian babies' voices in "Kick In The Wall Pt. 2"


  • Produced by: Karl Messner
  • Mixed & mastered by: Karl Messner & Ray "Skip" Calfo
  • Recorded at: ApologetiX Studios

See also[edit]

  • Parody music


External links[edit]

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