Kaushal Bommena
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Kaushal Vidya Bommena is a prominent computer scientist at the University of Texas, Dallas. He is most renowned for being a short king and an absolute chad. Kaushal's best feature is his chiseled jaw, followed closely by his excellent debugging skills. As of December 7th 2020, Kaushal has 90% approval amongst his friends and an even more impressive 95% approval amongst recruiters.
Early Life[edit]
Kaushal was born in El Camino Hospital in San Diego, California on 7th January, 2001. Since then, the hospital celebrates the day by giving all of its surgeons a day off. This has resulted in many deaths as patients are not able to receive the care they so desperately need. (See crimes against humanity by Kaushal)
Kaushal was a prodigy in pre-school. His teachers said they have not seen anyone learn the alphabet faster than him. Unfortunately, burnout in the first grade led to a serious drug problem that resulted in Kaushal distributing cocaine to his 2nd grade English class. From the period of 2004-2008 Kaushal was on FBI's most wanted list for smuggling and selling illegal drugs in the United Stated.
Crimes Against Humanity[edit]
Kaushal's existence was declared a war crime by the UNGA on 8th January, 2002. Saddam Hussein, Muammar al-Gaddafi and George Bush Jr celebrate the birth of Kaushal in their joint villa in Austria. The celebration included gunshots being fired up in the air and a presidential orgy.
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