Rocket Hair - Brown
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It has become apparent over years of personal research that there is an undeniable direct correlation between "brown hair" and being a "fucking rocket." Brownus Hairus, despite being the second not first most common found hair colour after the Blackus Hairus ("black hair"), comes in many shades and formats which allows for a greater look into the vast depth that is centered around such a prominent issue.
Brownus Hairus is often described or categorized as having higher levels of the dark pigment "Emulanin" and lower levels of the pale pigment known as "pheomelanin." Originating in the Germanic into the Old English 'brūn,' related to Dutch bruin and German braun, Brownus Hairus has often held a spot in our language as a referential point towards "rockettism." Rockettism, as described by famous rocket scientist Wernher von Braun from Germany during hte 1930's described rockettism as "the study of those who surpass the stratosphere of natural human order. In 1970, NASA leadership asked von Braun to move to Washington, D.C., to head up the strategic planning effort for the agency. He left his home in Huntsville, Alabama, but in 1972 he decided to retire from NASA and work for Fairchild Industries of Germantown, Maryland. Studying the direct impact of Rockettism on youth, he found an undeniable link between those having Brownus Hairus and those exhibiting the distinct features of Rockettism.
While it is impossible to close the book on the current Brownus Hairus research into the impact of Rockettism, only field studies will be of direct influence on this important work, and will need to be regulated and enforced on a regular basis in order to validate the current hypotheses.
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